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Movie scenes that give you douche chills

Hamburger Jones

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American Psycho when he's having a meltdown on a call to his PA near the end of the movie & screeches "Stop sounding so ffffffuckin' SAAAAAD!"

I mean, I like the movie but what is Bale doing?
Get some cutlery if you're gonna chew scenery that excessively, faggot

A close second is when he calls his lawyer to confess:

"I GUESS I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOTTA PEOPLE!"

Did ya?
 

Jenna

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The Parent-Teacher Conference in Interstellar is so fucking pretentious. Like the first part - are you telling me my son can't go to college??? - is bad enough. With a snippy little quip about "measuring your own ass" But then the teacher starts talking and it goes straight into Tomlinson-tier.

Mr. Astronaut, did you give your daughter a book that says people went to space? We don't teach that anymore. We teach that space is a silly dream for silly ex-astronauts like you.

Then the big emotional close. If people cared more about science well... my wife would still be alive. She was the nice one.

Fucking yuck.
 

LingerLonger

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It's not your fault scene in Good Will Hunting is overrated garbage.
Artie Lange once pitched a skit on MadTV called "Good Will Smith". It was a trailer parody of Good Will Hunting with an all black cast. At the end of the trailer the camera would slowly zoom away from the chalkboard with the unsolvable math problem on it that none of the characters could get. Finally revealing that the problem was " 2+2=? " and that none of them but Will Smith could solve it and that by finding it was "4" would be a genius amongst the blacks.

Needless to say, the other cast members passed on this one.
 
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Artie Lange once pitched a skit on MadTV called "Good Will Smith". It was a trailer parody of Good Will Hunting with an all black cast. At the end of the trailer the camera would slowly zoom away from the chalkboard with the unsolvable math problem on it that none of the characters could get. Finally revealing that the problem was " 2+2=? " and that none of them but Will Smith could solve it and that by finding it was "4" would be a genius amongst the blacks.

Needless to say, the other cast members passed on this one.
That's pretty funny
 

Chapel

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Artie Lange once pitched a skit on MadTV called "Good Will Smith". It was a trailer parody of Good Will Hunting with an all black cast. At the end of the trailer the camera would slowly zoom away from the chalkboard with the unsolvable math problem on it that none of the characters could get. Finally revealing that the problem was " 2+2=? " and that none of them but Will Smith could solve it and that by finding it was "4" would be a genius amongst the blacks.

Needless to say, the other cast members passed on this one.
I’m not surprised they passed, it’s totally unfeasable
 
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