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She made me feel better about growing up as a weird little Aquarius goth kid with a fivehead.
^my hair actually does that if I sit on a chair upholstered in synthetics. Or on a plane or bus seat.
Anyway the girl OP’s on about looks a bit
like Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ son Wolf, who is half Irish career drunk and half ambiguous Asian. Really odd-looking grem of a child. Perhaps the sperm used to create him was too pickled and somehow denatured.
Though I suppose having parents who are or used to be beautiful stacks the decks against you, statistically and in public memory. JRM used to be a raving beauty before age and booze and trauma caught up to him, and his stereotypical beard wife Mara is still lovely (I wish she’d leave him, he’s unkind to her)
It’s funny how that happens, genetically, two stunners making a plain Jane. Wonder if it has a name as an observed phenomenon, or if there’s a reason for it.
My eyes started to glaze over before I'd even finished the first sentence. That's an honor usually reserved only for Boomiaposts. This @nasty twp is a made man in my book.
I spent way longer than I should have trying to understand what the fuck I was reading then I realized who it was and realized there wasn't going to be a point or a payoffMy eyes started to glaze over before I'd even finished the first sentence. That's an honor usually reserved only for Boomiaposts. This @nasty twp is a made man in my book.
You've revealed yourself @ShutYourCakeHornShall always love and look up to Christina. She made me feel better about growing up as a weird little Aquarius goth kid with a fivehead. And for thinking Aileen Wournos was based for murdering johns actually. Ricci nation rise
You've revealed yourself @ShutYourCakeHorn
When I finally visit Amsterdam I'm going to have sex with Patreeky's mouth and there's nothing you can do about it
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