Most embarrassing deaths in history

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The guy who invented that shitty scooter fell off a cliff while riding it.

That's one of my favorites. He died being courteous too. He tried to move over for someone walking a dog on the trail and went off the edge.

I'd picture the guy who invented those stupid things to blare a loud siren and scream "CONTROL YOUR FILTHY ANIMAL, YOU PEON! YOU ANT!" and run it's foot over if he saw a dog being walked in his direction.

 

[guest]

I like to think i’m a good influence on him haha

What a great team.

 

[Stlaker Child]

Patton Oswald's wife. Imagine getting killed by that little faggot.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

People emptying gasoline into their toilet then later taking a shit and throwing their spent cigarette butt in the bowl and blowing themselves up.

Lit cigarettes aren't hot enough to ignite gasoline.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

The guy who invented that shitty scooter fell off a cliff while riding it.

That wasn't the inventor -- he bought the company that made Segways.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Qadan Kuhn died for a Vizio, now the angels bust his stones about it all the time.
qadan-in-heaven.jpg

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Anthony's career.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

 

[Carl Winslow]

Muammar Gaddafi died after being stabbed in the anus with a bayonet (killer was obviously a homosexual faggot).

well yea, the killers were CIA.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Chicago guitarist Terry Kath. Was playing around with a gun and shot himself in the head trying to show someone it wasn’t loaded. His last words “Dont worry about it…look the clip is not even in it. What do you think I’m gonna do? Blow my brains out?” BOOM!

What a dork!

 

[Petworth dude]

Lots of Russian soldiers have had embarrassing deaths over the last year. I've seen plenty of videos, and they're quite entertaining.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Qadan Kuhn died for a Vizio, now the angels bust his stones about it all the time.
qadan-in-heaven.jpg

That remain my favorite piece of art from the ONA universe. Just thinking about it makes me loff

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Mussolini had it bad. Executed at gunpoint then his and his mistresses bodies were transported across the country. Dumped in the dirt for crowds to beat, spit and urinate on then hung up in front of a gas station to be pelted with dogshit.

There's a McDonalds at that location now.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Trevor Moore died during autoerotic asphyxiation after teaching a whale to jump out of its tail

 

[LingerLonger]

Chicago guitarist Terry Kath. Was playing around with a gun and shot himself in the head trying to show someone it wasn’t loaded. His last words “Dont worry about it…look the clip is not even in it. What do you think I’m gonna do? Blow my brains out?” BOOM!

What a dork!

There was a Navy SEAL (in training) who did the same thing. Picked up some frog hog from a local bar and got drunk with her. Took her home to his apartment he was living in. She sees his guns laying out on the table in his kitchen and says "Isn't it dangerous to keep guns out?". Guy looks straight at her and says "Well none of them are loaded. See?". And proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a pistol killing himself.

Trevor Moore died during autoerotic asphyxiation after teaching a whale to jump out of its tail

A couple of people have died sneaking into animal enclosures at zoos or aquariums. A couple of deaths in the large tanks with orcas are likely people going in to masturbate in the tank with the whales as some of the dead ones were completely naked (though maybe they didn't want to get their clothes wet). One of them, the guy was completely naked and the whale put him on its back and kept him afloat all night trying to keep him alive after he had drowned. So the park employees came in to work and saw the whale swimming around in circles with a naked dude on its back.

 

[guest]

Mussolini had it bad. Executed at gunpoint then his and his mistresses bodies were transported across the country. Dumped in the dirt for crowds to beat, spit and urinate on then hung up in front of a gas station to be pelted with dogshit.

There's a McDonalds at that location now.

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TBH the Mussolini corpse looks fake...Too rubber-y and prosthetic-y.

 

[gassers]

You can’t swim a stroke, but you sure know every dive in town!

Line of the day

 

[Jenna]

WWAW 1000 Ways to Die? I used to like that show. I liked how they made fun of the people who died.

I used to have a buddy that worked on that. There were a couple real deaths ripped from the headlines but 90% were just made up in a writer's room.

 

[RaggotFetard]

The guy who invented that shitty scooter fell off a cliff while riding it.

Beat me to it.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Not necessarily the worst, but maybe most random. I read about a guy that put his leg up on a glass coffee table to clip his toenails. He breaks thru the glass, severs an artery in his leg, and bleeds out and dies. Dude was just trying to groom himself.