More lies

[guest]

Abandoning your child is one thing. If you're a genuinely terrible person as he is, it's nothing. You can compartmentalize that.

But how do you keep up the alpha male know-it-all persona when you fuck up the retirement plans of your mother in law because you can't come up with 80k at 40 years old? And it's 80k for the most embarrassing shit you can imagine. It's not even really for legal fees, it's bc you thought you could bypass a court order with "lol not paying"

Monday: Lynne child I know we don't know each other very well, and I want you to know that I absolutely do not love your daughter. I love my first wife, as you can see by my public lamenting of our failed relationship on twitter.com. Anyway, I need $85,000 please. Yes Lynne child, I know that I'm 40 years old. What's your point?"

Tuesday: *Takes Elon Musk to task for sloppy business practices*

Not an original observation. But the cognitive dissonance...it really is incredible.

 

[guest]

No I get why he would hide it but what’s the proof he bought it?

That he has yet to correct the record.
He probably thinks there's some work-around that allows you to view hidden blue checks. So he's avoiding refuting it directly.
He's just that stupid.

 

[EraGodless]

He has a hard on for anything Elon related today

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Patrick is shorting Tesla. Shouldn't he be happy?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Has anyone asked Pat how his latest short position has worked out? Oh wait almost forgot, Patrick doesn't have a bank account.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[MonsterSteve]

My understanding is there's an outside chance Pat got a checkmark for free with the newly-announced Twitter policies, but it's far funnier to assume Pat paid for it.

No shot. He bought it. LESS than 1% of people have Twitter 'blue' so he would need at least 500k followers to even think about getting a free blue check.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

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It’s amazing the capacity of his lying. There’s no way this fucking retard has any kind of trading account, let alone is shorting an S and P 500 company.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He gets it delivered

Didn't Rick get a felony mulch delivery right around the time he porsted this? What a crazy coincidence.

Edit: didn't mean to include the bro joe playing REAL music gif.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is so petty that he has a seething hatred for this guy purely because he bought a tesla.

 

[cliveowen]

Shorter than a sheet of plywood was a bold choice

You can fit a sheet with the tailgate down, which is true for 90% of trucks on the road.

It has a longer bed than a Ford raptor.