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More Bill Burr faggotry

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“I don’t like this man because his facial features aren’t natural.”

Fag.

I used to like early Bill Burr but he is such a hypocrite. In one of his stand-up specials he mocks people who get plastic surgery, and says that they look like lizard people, then he proceeds to get one himself. In another special he is wondering why people are so stupid to get married because when your marriage inevitable fails and get a divorce you lose half your shit, then this idiot proceeds to get married. Only thing left for this to become full circle is for his ugly gummy wife to divorce him and take half his drum kit.
 

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I used to like early Bill Burr but he is such a hypocrite. In one of his stand-up specials he mocks people who get plastic surgery, and says that they look like lizard people, then he proceeds to get one himself. In another special he is wondering why people are so stupid to get married because when your marriage inevitable fails and get a divorce you lose half your shit, then this idiot proceeds to get married. Only thing left for this to become full circle is for his ugly gummy wife to divorce him and take half his drum kit.

Don't forget working with the government. Waiting for them to fuck with him like they did with Louis CK.
 

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I used to like early Bill Burr but he is such a hypocrite. In one of his stand-up specials he mocks people who get plastic surgery, and says that they look like lizard people, then he proceeds to get one himself.
Burr once had a talk on O&A about how he was doing a gig in Beverly Hills and the entire front row was nothing but women who had tons of plastic surgery. And when they'd laugh none of their faces moved and he said it was really distracting if not disturbing to see the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at his act. He'll look like the Real House Husband of Nigeria in another year.
In another special he is wondering why people are so stupid to get married because when your marriage inevitable fails and get a divorce you lose half your shit, then this idiot proceeds to get married. Only thing left for this to become full circle is for his ugly gummy wife to divorce him and take half his drum kit.
All of the comics shit on marriage and monogamy and even having kids. The funniest one was probably Florentine whose alpha male rants about road pussy lead to two disastrous relationships. One suicide and another where she cheated and cucked him with the New Jersey robbery-homicide division.
 
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