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Moo't Canal

Ladynyahh

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Legitimately HOW the fuck did he only serve 9 months?? Barring some injury (which he no doubt would have mentioned countless times), it makes no sense. Now an enlistment is usually 4 years, but back in the day 3 or even 2 were possible. But never were there fucking 9 month enlistments. It takes months of training, feeding and clothing a recruit before they become anything useful.

Ask your uncles, friends etc Joe's age who were in the military at that time and see if any can explain how it would happen
All this time I was never clear about how long Joe was in the military. I jokingly thought he had served for a few months but thought probably realistically it was a couple of years. But the fact that documentation exists and he only actually did serve 9 months got a nigga ribs hurtin ta-day. And how dare this faggot claim veteran status. The Cumias are truly classless pieces of shit.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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JasperB

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How the fuck does a single root canal take 3 hours in a mouth that only has half its teeth.
Was moo paying by the hour?
Keep in mind this guy lost like 6 teeth while he was sailing the open seas on that cruise last summer, probably needed more than just 1 tooth done. I still can’t comprehend someone posting this crap on FB on what was his daughter’s old account. I couldn’t imagine having a dad this embarrassing and completely oblivious to how much of a dolt he makes himself to be pretty much daily.
 

bumbum8

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I've had exactly one root canal in my life, and because the novacaine didn't work, I plan on never experiencing that kind of pain ever again. Electric toothbrush, flossing every day, all that shit just to keep my teeth in my head the way they are. That shit ain't cheap either, so why in the FUCK is any one person having more than two done in life?

Joe just needs to hang it up and have them yank the remaining ten teeth and get some dentures. If he's gonna have his teeth fall out, he may as well have the ability to pop them right back in.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I'm too new to the game to really understand Joeposting.

But, yeah, I think I get it. He really is an unrepentant buffoon. 🙄
He used come to the sub and actually fight with pests. He used to give far more milk on a daily basis. All we got left is the dumb shit he posts anymore. He learned not to go back and fourth with online pissing matches.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

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He used come to the sub and actually fight with pests. He used to give far more milk on a daily basis. All we got left is the dumb shit he posts anymore. He learned not to go back and fourth with online pissing matches.
only after it started to really fuck with his "income" lol. there's truly somedays i'd wish he'd come back to say hi. without a doubt him and his pedo brother for sure lurk here
 

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He was a fuckup basically. They could afford to get rid of people that just couldn’t do it back in the early 80s.

Probably a General/Administration discharge. I can’t find the “RE” code. That will tell a lot.

“Failure to adapt”. What a loser. He made it to his first duty station and got bounced . We should thank whatever Captain signed off on his discharge. I hope he was Black too
I assume he found a captain who would exchange a discharge for a few blow jobs. The army was pretty gay back then.
 
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