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And not crying like a LIBTARD.I assume he's paying cash
"hey nurse, would you mind taking a photo of me for my FB page"And not crying like a LIBTARD.
Legitimately HOW the fuck did he only serve 9 months?? Barring some injury (which he no doubt would have mentioned countless times), it makes no sense. Now an enlistment is usually 4 years, but back in the day 3 or even 2 were possible. But never were there fucking 9 month enlistments. It takes months of training, feeding and clothing a recruit before they become anything useful.
He was a fuckup basically. They could afford to get rid of people that just couldn’t do it back in the early 80s.Legitimately HOW the fuck did he only serve 9 months?? Barring some injury (which he no doubt would have mentioned countless times), it makes no sense. Now an enlistment is usually 4 years, but back in the day 3 or even 2 were possible. But never were there fucking 9 month enlistments. It takes months of training, feeding and clothing a recruit before they become anything useful.
Ask your uncles, friends etc Joe's age who were in the military at that time and see if any can explain how it would happen
Apparently it was some kind of " scared straight" type program that is no longer offered for troubled youth back in the 70s. Going through boot camp is the punishment and then they offer an enlistment contract after the hard part. I hopes they dont turn into a street busker mooching off his little brother for decades. Joe chose the latter.Legitimately HOW the fuck did he only serve 9 months?? Barring some injury (which he no doubt would have mentioned countless times), it makes no sense. Now an enlistment is usually 4 years, but back in the day 3 or even 2 were possible. But never were there fucking 9 month enlistments. It takes months of training, feeding and clothing a recruit before they become anything useful.
Ask your uncles, friends etc Joe's age who were in the military at that time and see if any can explain how it would happen
“Scared straight”…don’t think it worked.Apparently it was some kind of " scared straight" type program that is no longer offered for troubled youth back in the 70s. Going through boot camp is the punishment and then they offer an enlistment contract after the hard part. I hopes they dont turn into a street busker mooching off his little brother for decades. Joe chose the latter.
Casually dropping “veteran” makes my blood boil
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