Moon faced alpha bad boy with Mickey Mouse voice bemoans lowly Toyota Corolla for its "mere" 115 HP

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Aside from that spic faggot who murdered all those kids in Texas the other day and possibly late stage Michael Jackson, I've never been as revolted by another man's appearance as I am by Patrick's. And it's not even a physical ugliness thing. You see ugly dudes every day and who gives a shit. No, it's something else, something deeper and instinctual. There's poison and mental illness radiating off him combined with a soft, mama's boy, ice cream face. I hate him so much it's hard to put into words.

He’s the only real living human I’ve seen that falls into the uncanny valley.

I was going to say just that. Whereas that spic and Jacko looked like rejects from Madam Tussauds wax museum, Pat looks like if a wizard transformed a bass or a catfish into a human but the transformation wasn't perfect. It also explains everyone's collective revulsion when looking at his face as people are usually disgusted when looking at an object in the uncanny valley.

Edit: How could I forget to mention that his alien-like personality, struggling to understand normal human behavior, just further reinforces this and makes everything more unsettling.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

What a fat piece of shit. Who records themselves driving?

Joe "The Joseph Lane" Cumia.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Who at the rental company thought it was a good idea to give this pussy slaying renegade anything less than a v6? He's a "stealthy" geek, but let's not push it folks, there are limits.




Nice more fat and retarded Private Pyle looking face, stupid.

Must he broadcast everything to the internet?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Stutter more ya stupid fat prick

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Everything about him is weird. His head movements and dead eyes make him look like an animatronic. A very fat one.

Cuck. E Cheese.

 

[The Arm]

The Toyota Corolla is affordable, dependable, and practical. It's only natural that consoomer Pat would hate it.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

It’s one thing to see photos of his repugnance but seeing all that terrible flesh move and hearing that croaking, ugly, very faggoty voice makes me remember that he actually exists. This thing is out there, fatly trodding through the world, sounding like a woman and thinking anyone believes him.

Remember in Scanners when the guy’s head bursts? Whenever I see Patrick in video form, I always hope that’s what’s going to happen. Seeing that booze-soaked pumpkin burst open, piss yellow teeth like seeds scattering. I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I really dislike the guy.

 

[guest]

He sounds like a woman.

 

[Udders]

I'm digging this Rabbi fella.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Cuck. E Cheese.

Line of the day

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he is such a "car guy" then he would understand these are just appliance cars for people that could give a shit about horsepower and larping as steve mcqueen.

 

[guest]

Aside from that spic faggot who murdered all those kids in Texas the other day and possibly late stage Michael Jackson, I've never been as revolted by another man's appearance as I am by Patrick's. And it's not even a physical ugliness thing. You see ugly dudes every day and who gives a shit. No, it's something else, something deeper and instinctual. There's poison and mental illness radiating off him combined with a soft, mama's boy, ice cream face. I hate him so much it's hard to put into words.

I know EXACTLY what you mean...its the lack of normal facial muscle movement, his medicated eyes not constricting and dilating normally, like a LIVING person...his like you said overall 'soft' exterior which gives it more unsettling/uncanny vibe. This doll for eg, gives me the exact creepy feeling:

 

[Clint Ruin]

I've never seen someone fumble their words every third word like that. Stroke victims don't struggle that hard.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

It’s one thing to see photos of his repugnance but seeing all that terrible flesh move and hearing that croaking, ugly, very faggoty voice makes me remember that he actually exists. This thing is out there, fatly trodding through the world, sounding like a woman and thinking anyone believes him.

Remember in Scanners when the guy’s head bursts? Whenever I see Patrick in video form, I always hope that’s what’s going to happen. Seeing that booze-soaked pumpkin burst open, piss yellow teeth like seeds scattering. I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I really dislike the guy.

Oh fawk yeah... That shrill, fey, flamboyant queen voice he uses is just perfect for him....completely doesn't fit his claims of say telling rowdy customers to step outside and they leave ... Imagine being with your boys and he minces over and uses that faggy voice... You'd be laughing your ass off!

OK I can't fucking believe they made this... But just watch this for a few minutes and tell me that Fatrick wouldn't fit in PERFECTLY



I fell asleep on the couch one night and woke up with this on at like 4am...and I immediately thought of Fatrick...

The way he spoke to Josiah (blessed be he) doing the 'nuhnuhnuhnoooooooo bayyyyybeeee chiii-ullld, you are speeeakinggggg when you should be listeninnnnggg baby chiii-ullld'.... Its unreal how he can be like that and still GENUINELY believe that the world sees him as an athletic hitman genius author..

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I think offers a great glimpse into his fat mind. He feels a "surge" of power when he revs up his Mustang and goes vroom vroom. What's funny is he probably thinks Harley riders are assholes when they go by making a ton of noise but those rustangs aren't much different. They make a shitload of noise and are gay as fuck. So it's the perfect car for Patrick, really.

 

[guest]

Condescending, stuttering fat fuck deserves every bad thing coming his way.

 

[guest]

The really funny thing is that the new Corolla GR is going to have like 300hp. I think the Bullitt has like 325 but it's 15 years old so chances are the Toyota will be faster than it.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"Jeezzessss Chrissst. I hate thissss thiiiing."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think offers a great glimpse into his fat mind. He feels a "surge" of power when he revs up his Mustang and goes vroom vroom. What's funny is he probably thinks Harley riders are assholes when they go by making a ton of noise but those rustangs aren't much different. They make a shitload of noise and are gay as fuck. So it's the perfect car for Patrick, really.

You might be onto something, I bet he revs up his mustang at lights like a tool. Mustang drivers always do the tackiest shit to their cars like they’re something special, stuff like flame decals, giant window stickers, and whatever else Pep Boys has for the douche bag driver.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh fawk yeah... That shrill, fey, flamboyant queen voice he uses is just perfect for him....completely doesn't fit his claims of say telling rowdy customers to step outside and they leave ... Imagine being with your boys and he minces over and uses that faggy voice... You'd be laughing your ass off!

OK I can't fucking believe they made this... But just watch this for a few minutes and tell me that Fatrick wouldn't fit in PERFECTLY



I fell asleep on the couch one night and woke up with this on at like 4am...and I immediately thought of Fatrick...

The way he spoke to Josiah (blessed be he) doing the 'nuhnuhnuhnoooooooo bayyyyybeeee chiii-ullld, you are speeeakinggggg when you should be listeninnnnggg baby chiii-ullld'.... Its unreal how he can be like that and still GENUINELY believe that the world sees him as an athletic hitman genius author..

That is some of the swishiest shit I've ever seen in my life