Moo is stuck on the ship lol

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fawk I was going to post this just now.

He’s been there in Europe for less than a week and he talks about Normandy every fucking day. I can’t wait to watch this stream of his and I hope that the Algerian Uber driver rips him off bigly.

Also what is the point of saying “only 77 minute Uber drive”? He’s so fucking dumb

He thinks they were his brothers in arms but he was only in the army for a 3 month summer camp and quit. Fucking phony.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

I’m confused. Does he have to do training or is he covering some kind of shift/duty? He’s the talent not a crew member!

Another musician on board has already left the cruise once docked and done the touristy thing. Joe has remained on-board since leaving.

I'm genuinely starting to think he's actually signed up to partially work and isn't there just to croon and stomp his bovine feet.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He thinks they were his brothers in arms but he was only in the army for a 3 month summer camp and quit. Fucking phony.

Seriously, we’re all having a good laugh at Joseph’s expense (and rightly so), but the larping and bragging going on here is absolutely deplorable. Once he’s home from the trip the Facebook has to go.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

This stolen valor thing is what really anoys me about him. He's a fucking disgrace.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Seriously, we’re all having a good laugh at Joseph’s expense (and rightly so), but the larping and bragging going on here is absolutely deplorable. Once he’s home from the trip the Facebook has to go.

He thinks making the "pilgrimage" to normandy is his duty.

Brand of Brothers

 

[Chive Turkey]

This stolen valor thing is what really anoys me about him. He's a fucking disgrace.

Be respectful of his veteran status awlroight, he stubbed his toe in the line of duty once.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

As if D-Day means anything to Joe, who spent his several months of "military service" peeling spuds and gasping for breath. He would have been one of those poor saps who got their heads blown off as soon as the landing craft stopped, and many more would have died while trying to clamber over his obese bovine body.

 

[Stent]

Kinda corporate.

What a rock star. Can't be tamed. Take that, sheeple!

 

[Dusty Dan]

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Will he be wearing this shirt for the trip to Normandy? Choking up over the men that stormed the beach but salivates over the men that slaughtered them. Weird cunt.

I legit think/hope he could get arrested for that hoodie in Leipzig.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Here’s hoping he wears his most respectful Call of Duty cutoff to Normandy Beach.

We taking bets on whether he’ll take pics of himself crying or just do a livestream of himself crying?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Here’s hoping he wears his most respectful Call of Duty cutoff to Normandy Beach.

We taking bets on whether he’ll take pics of himself crying or just do a livestream of himself crying?

They gave their all so he could mooch the money his brother made from being "naughty" on the radio. Thank you for your service.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

They gave their all so he could mooch the money his brother made from being "naughty" on the radio. Thank you for your service.

Some moo'd all.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I’m confused. Does he have to do training or is he covering some kind of shift/duty? He’s the talent not a crew member!

I love that it is "emergency duty" and hope it is musician related. Like almost everyone disembarks but then they notice a fat couple from Nebraska wandering towards the event room and Joe is summoned in a panic on the walkie talkie to get his ass in there and play Steely Dan's Reelin In The Years.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Some moo'd all.

A Farewell to (Shirt) Arms.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I hope Joe ends up either ditched while swimming like in Open Water or abandoned in one of those nigger islands where they won't believe he's a white person and therefore fair game to rob rape and leave by the side of the road.

 

[Dennyislife]

He tried to do a Facebook live from the boat. It lasted 9 seconds. Tee hee.

 

[firstimelongtime]

I’m confused. Does he have to do training or is he covering some kind of shift/duty? He’s the talent not a crew member!

Those towel animals don’t make themselves.

 

[JebJoh]

I’m confused. Does he have to do training or is he covering some kind of shift/duty? He’s the talent not a crew member!

I suspect he isn't telling the whole story, he was hired as a regular crew member with a specialty. When he isn't playing in the lounge he likely has to fold towels and clean the pool

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You know, Joe looks good bald, I wonder what Ant would look like? I mean it will be shit, but worse now with his individually place follicles or without?

 

[bumbum8]

As if D-Day means anything to Joe, who spent his several months of "military service" peeling spuds and gasping for breath. He would have been one of those poor saps who got their heads blown off as soon as the landing craft stopped, and many more would have died while trying to clamber over his obese bovine body.

What doesn't get told about D-Day is all the men jumping off the boats before landing. That's where Joe would be. Soaking wet, using the corpse of a real hero as a shield, and wanting back pats for the rest of his life for it.