God created three perfect people, The Holy Trinty, Monica, Lucy & Jesus.
But i agree with you 100%, her Umbrian beefers are udder perfection.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Monica Bellucci Appreciation Thread
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But i agree with you 100%, her Umbrian beefers are udder perfection.
God created three perfect people, The Holy Trinty, Monica, Lucy & Jesus.
But i agree with you 100%, her Umbrian beefers are udder perfection.
A perfect death would be to suffocate while sucking on those beefers. I love Lucy, but I’ll always be a Based Bellucci Boy.
God bless the Based Belluci Boyz.
Death by Umbrian beefers sounds like a heavenly way to go, but not before eating your final meal, her delicious snatch.
That death is way too based. Her beautiful bush a final treat before she straddles your stomach.God bless the Based Belluci Boyz.
Death by Umbrian beefers sounds like a heavenly way to go, but not before eating my final meal, her delicious snatch.
lol at the seething Lynchfags
MONICA HATES YOU ALLLLL!!!!!!
MONICA HATES YOU ALLLLL!!!!!!
What a multi talent!
I want to lay my head on her breasts while she strokes my hair and slowly sings me to sleep at night.
It's kinda hard to fall asleep with a boner though.
I literally want to impregnate her.
Holy fuck she’s perfect.
Call me crazy, but I'd really like to have sex with this woman.
If I’d fuck her it would be the best second of her life.
"He came before I even took my top off" but it sounds much nicer in Italian
I like to think she’d spank me for cumming fast then cuddle me to her breasts to reassure me.
