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Also the government will give you free food if you’re a poor loser.Scurvy? She lives in florida. Go pick an orange.
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Also the government will give you free food if you’re a poor loser.Scurvy? She lives in florida. Go pick an orange.
Needless to say her criminal record in the produce section is squeaky clean.She was le homeless. Oranges just don't grow on trees. And grocery stores consider it a FELONY if you take one piece of fruit for free off their shelves...
So will churches. I volunteer at a food ministry and there are a lot of people (the ones there to get free groceries) in really nice, new or almost new cars there. One woman drives a Jag.Also the government will give you free food if you’re a poor loser.
There's no excuse for anyone to have fucking scurvy in the developed world today. You're not stuck at sea in 1750. And there's no excuse for being that poor, unless you're retarded or severely mentally ill, in which case the state will look after you to some extent. I'd wager it's all bullshit and she was spending money on Wendy's or whatever and didn't have much left over to buy groceries, and because she's stupid and fat she spent it all on rice. "Scurvy" probably means gingivitis in her case.Nice scurvy, stupid.
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I’ve long believed she’s on some kind of disability scam because she’s such a retard - her “art” sales are def not reported to the IRS.She couldve gone to a fucking drug addicts needle exchange and gotten ascorbic acid and cured her “scurvy”. They give it to people who shoot crack. Shes a fucking retard. Theres no excuse to have scurvy other than laziness or being a huge fucking retard, as everyone else has said. Pretty sure if you stumbled into the grocery store and told the manager you were dying from scurvy they would kick you a couple pounds of oranges for free. She must be severely mentally ill.
Her whole grift is having every disease but somehow doesn't make any money off it. Instead blows extra money out her blowhole on Grocery deliveryThere's no excuse for anyone to have fucking scurvy in the developed world today. You're not stuck at sea in 1750. And there's no excuse for being that poor, unless you're retarded or severely mentally ill, in which case the state will look after you to some extent. I'd wager it's all bullshit and she was spending money on Wendy's or whatever and didn't have much left over to buy groceries, and because she's stupid and fat she spent it all on rice. "Scurvy" probably means gingivitis in her case.
First recorded suicide where the corpse has a big smile frozen into his face.I'm gonna lol so hard when her husband kills himself
A while back she was complaining (big surprise) about her husband watching Unsolved Mysteries and that the music is TOO LOUD! and it bothers her. I would guess he’s working on some plan to kill her and cash in on some insurance policy. We’re talking about FL here so I’m sure there’s plenty of ways to get away with killing her and making it look like he didn’t do it.I'm gonna lol so hard when her husband kills himself
He could always run her over with a speedboat. Loads of manatees die from that in Florida every year.We’re talking about FL here so I’m sure there’s plenty of ways to get away with killing her and making it look like he didn’t do it.
Gators are natures cleanup crew tooHe could always run her over with a speedboat. Loads of manatees die from that in Florida every year.
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