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The New York Mets are basically ISIS at this point and should be designated a terror org
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Might go to Milwaukee this month
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Leave blunt guts and chicken bones on the sidewalk for him
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Felony crossing states lines to laugh at a fat man. Enjoy prison.
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You can take Heidi for a spin
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5 pound bag of milorganite for just taking a tour?! Sign me up!
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are you going to meet @chocolatehellhole there? Im not showing up if you dont.
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What about niki? Pat can't go without his handler!
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I didnt even know you can put a plus sign in an email
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This killed me, this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Go to Kohl's, and look for part time pedos stocking the store shelves.
Rent Heidi for the price of an Arby's combo meal, and have her blow you in the Kohl's parking lot next to Hildy's Jalopy. Finish on his door handle.
Remember -
Crossing state lines to make fun of Patrick and Hildy - Felony
Crossing state lines to have a fetus sucked out of you and escape consequences - HERO
Rent Heidi for the price of an Arby's combo meal, and have her blow you in the Kohl's parking lot next to Hildy's Jalopy. Finish on his door handle.
Remember -
Crossing state lines to make fun of Patrick and Hildy - Felony
Crossing state lines to have a fetus sucked out of you and escape consequences - HERO
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Lol they don't play tennis. I doubt Pat could make one return. I'm athletic and good at a bunch of sports but I felt like a fucking useless retard trying to play tennis.
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Do folks really think he did his first physical activity in years without posting sweaty creep selfies?
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Go to the beach and take creepshots of womens' asses while you drink by yourself and pretend that you are having a good time while prisoning people on Twitter
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Welp, the tiki bar is now closed for the season.
Which I guess means that you can still do this, it's just byob.