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MIDGET SIGHTING OF THE DAY

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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Nice autobiography, stupid.

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Wrong, I’m the chad above and I drive a Nissan Leaf. Nice try with the hate tho.
 

chewtoycock

$200 worth of dead meat
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I had a midget deliver food for me once and it basically shat on my 30% tip over the app by not only making me walk down but also telling me I should just give him cash next time. They all have an entitlement and cuntiness that I really just hate them. They should be pets an nothing else. What has a midget ever contributed to society except to tell us being a midget sucks? WE KNOW.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I had a midget deliver food for me once and it basically shat on my 30% tip over the app by not only making me walk down but also telling me I should just give him cash next time. They all have an entitlement and cuntiness that I really just hate them. They should be pets an nothing else. What has a midget ever contributed to society except to tell us being a midget sucks? WE KNOW.
Idk the cart wrangler seems pretty useful it's just funny to me because I see plenty of able bodied young men working there. Guess they Don't have a stool for the register
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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One time I was talking to some chick I was gonna bang and it somehow came up that one time I tried to fuck a midget and I came on so strong I think I freaked her out and she ghosted me. The chick I was gonna fuck was like "I actually dated a midget for a while." I died laughing while basically telling her she's a worthless, perverted, subhuman whore who probably fucks dogs and then I never talked to her again. I stand by that too. It's immensely more gross for a woman to be banged by a guy midget than it is for a guy to bang a gal midget.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer - Nuke Israel
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I love to see them get interviewed by women and they're not even at their chest height. Weirdos
I was at a cafe with my sister once and they had horse racing on a tv with some of them being interviewed. I started calling them midgets and joking around and as we were leaving I heard the woman next to us say to the guy she was with “they were calling the jockeys midgets” in a horrified voice.
 
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