MIDGET SIGHTING OF THE DAY

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Nice autobiography, stupid.

Wrong, I’m the chad above and I drive a Nissan Leaf. Nice try with the hate tho.

 

[chewtoycock]

I had a midget deliver food for me once and it basically shat on my 30% tip over the app by not only making me walk down but also telling me I should just give him cash next time. They all have an entitlement and cuntiness that I really just hate them. They should be pets an nothing else. What has a midget ever contributed to society except to tell us being a midget sucks? WE KNOW.

 

[captain_kamala]

I had a midget deliver food for me once and it basically shat on my 30% tip over the app by not only making me walk down but also telling me I should just give him cash next time. They all have an entitlement and cuntiness that I really just hate them. They should be pets an nothing else. What has a midget ever contributed to society except to tell us being a midget sucks? WE KNOW.

Idk the cart wrangler seems pretty useful it's just funny to me because I see plenty of able bodied young men working there. Guess they Don't have a stool for the register

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I once got threatened and Alpha'd by a midget once

 

[Ladynyahh]

WHO SAW THIS COMING

 

[johnnynoname]

Wrong, I’m the chad above and I drive a Nissan Leaf. Nice try with the hate tho.

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE JACKED NIGGA

he could fuck you up because you would be too busy pinching his cheeks

 

[JamesJCrowe]

It's really mean but also funny that she's on cart duty

my supermarket also has a midget on cart duty, but mine's a white one. funny looking little fella.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I would go on a date with a midget girl. No cumia.

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAW dying lauging every time a Jockey opens their mouth? They’re funnier midgets than real midgets. Stupid squeaky voices horse drivers.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time I was talking to some chick I was gonna bang and it somehow came up that one time I tried to fuck a midget and I came on so strong I think I freaked her out and she ghosted me. The chick I was gonna fuck was like "I actually dated a midget for a while." I died laughing while basically telling her she's a worthless, perverted, subhuman whore who probably fucks dogs and then I never talked to her again. I stand by that too. It's immensely more gross for a woman to be banged by a guy midget than it is for a guy to bang a gal midget.

 

[captain_kamala]

WWAW dying lauging every time a Jockey opens their mouth? They’re funnier midgets than real midgets. Stupid squeaky voices horse drivers.

I love to see them get interviewed by women and they're not even at their chest height. Weirdos

 

[LiberalPussy]

I love to see them get interviewed by women and they're not even at their chest height. Weirdos

 

[Dog Eater]

I love to see them get interviewed by women and they're not even at their chest height. Weirdos

I was at a cafe with my sister once and they had horse racing on a tv with some of them being interviewed. I started calling them midgets and joking around and as we were leaving I heard the woman next to us say to the guy she was with “they were calling the jockeys midgets” in a horrified voice.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Remember that stinky little midget Linz Bella?

 

[Imager]

I was at a cafe with my sister once and they had horse racing on a tv with some of them being interviewed. I started calling them midgets and joking around and as we were leaving I heard the woman next to us say to the guy she was with “they were calling the jockeys midgets” in a horrified voice.

"Oh no the M-Word!"