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Middle Eastern Man Bothers Pilots

TorpidSloth

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Lol the guy on the right with the mustache looked pissed. He's smiling as he turns and it gets wiped off his face when he sees some decrepit old fag terrorist standing there asking for a trading card and a toy.

I've only flown a couple times but I didn't know you could just breeze up to the cockpit. I always assumed the stewardesses would offer like one kid per flight to meet the pilots.
Thought the same thing. Probably didn't help that Cumia interrupted their conversation mid-sentence. Also the fact that the old faggot was filming them like a Jap schoolgirl. It would've been funny if he'd instinctively reached for the pistol in a lockbox that's a thing in movies but not real life
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Someone with talent needs to start drawing the perspectives of the people Nana is filming. Imagine turning around in the cockpit and you see this.

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Lol the guy on the right with the mustache looked pissed. He's smiling as he turns and it gets wiped off his face when he sees some decrepit old fag terrorist standing there asking for a trading card and a toy.

I've only flown a couple times but I didn't know you could just breeze up to the cockpit. I always assumed the stewardesses would offer like one kid per flight to meet the pilots.
Some funster emailed the FAA about this breach, ribs tickled

Seriously, this is unacceptable. NOBODY should be allowed access to the cockpit except the FUCKING PILOTS!!

Have folks lost their minds and forgotten about 9/11?!?!

Anthony Cumia should have been arrested.

Fucking scary 😰
 

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
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I wish the pilot turned around and had the white-man's-reaction-to-minorities-reaction. A little while after my mom first gave birth, they sent a nurse to the house to check up on her. The nurse they sent was this great, big, huge, fat lady, that was black with Auntie Jemima hair. My Dad came home from work around lunch time to grab a bite to eat, he opens the door, turns the corner, sees the big black lady and goes

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 
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