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Michael Malice's girlfriend is butt ugly

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Would. Nice solid 5. Can easily become an 8 with a good personality. You’re a homo if you wouldn’t.
I never said that I wouldn't, I've admittedly done worse. But for a girlfriend? 🤫

What do you even call her? A 'Fit Pig'? I get Chrissie Mayr vibes off this lady.
 
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He's gay. But closeted and won't admit it for some reason.

I remember on cum-pounding media he did a drinking stream with all the fucking losers like Bill Schultz etc. And one of them just assumed he was gay, and talking about something said to him "you get that a lot as a gay guy right?".

And he got really butthurt in the moment and said IM NOT GAY. Then stewed over his gin drink.
Bill Schulz calling another man gay is pretty rich.
 
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She’s got a nice receding hairline, likely courtesy of popping SSRIs like Skittles, which is evidenced by her crazy eyes. Bitch is the kind to eat ass and Michael Malice is the kind of closeted faggot to enjoy it just a little too much. She could fuck his asshole deep and hard with her chin.
 
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