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Do you unleash a massive pissfart while doing it, too? Thats where its at. Middle urinal, blowin ass while pissing. Dudes to your left and right paralyzed from the Shock and Awe they just witnessed.
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Men who use the middle urinal when there’s 3 empty ones are bigger freak perverts than pedophiles.
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Urinals make the best shitters.
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Farting says to me you're forcing it. That means you're nervous because your pecker is small
If I have a lot of pressure built up I'll make my time there as loud as possible to shame all you small weiner having betacucks with my youth and vitality. If I don't have a lot of then I piss on the side of the urinal and keep it movin
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Theres literally no better opportunity to get some farts outta yer fawkin system then while takin a piss. This goof just doesnt fawkin get it. Total amateur. Probably uses the stall.
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Did you guys have a kid in school that would pull his pants all the way down to the floor? We had one. His last name was Klippenstein. We all called him clipdick, which is pretty fuckin clever for a few kids in the fourth grade
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I had an adult walk in on me when I was a wee lad in a single person bathroom. My dumb ass forgot to lock it and here I am, pants down to my ankles, shirt pulled up under my chin, hands free, recklessly spraying everywhere
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Fawk yeah! Back in high school I always dropped my pants to my ankles cuz it was funny
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lmao I totally forgot about the shirt up to the chin move. Based.
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Interesting. I'll have to try that out.
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I mean not in the water part, the interior wall
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Yeah I understood you from the moment I read it first. I like it.
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At least they don’t have those gay piss troughs anymore. Fuckin thing sucks when you’re like 8 years old and have to stand there with a bunch of men beer pissing 6 inches from you.
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If someone is at the middle urinal I just pee on their leg.
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I did this at a bar when the bartender called out dead friend an asshole. Full disclosure, he was an asshole and I’m not friends with any of them anymore.
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I pick the middle urinal, but I back up off it as far as my stream will reach so it leaves room for other guys to use the sides without worry of any petergazing or shoulder-rubbing.
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When I was in the dorms my freshman year, they only cleaned the bathrooms on Mondays and Fridays ( kinda revolting, but they didn't know about hygiene back then I guess ).
There were 10 urinals.
Right after they cleaned, I'd piss on the top of the urinal that was next to the wall and also the one to the right of it.
So there were dried yellow spots on the two leftmost urinals until the next cleaning, and nobody would use them.
The one by the wall became my personal urinal with a one-urinal buffer.
Sometimes when I'd use it someone else would say, "dude, there's piss on that one, haha!"
I'd say "oh shit, disgusting, I'm a tool!' and laugh to myself.
There were 10 urinals.
Right after they cleaned, I'd piss on the top of the urinal that was next to the wall and also the one to the right of it.
So there were dried yellow spots on the two leftmost urinals until the next cleaning, and nobody would use them.
The one by the wall became my personal urinal with a one-urinal buffer.
Sometimes when I'd use it someone else would say, "dude, there's piss on that one, haha!"
I'd say "oh shit, disgusting, I'm a tool!' and laugh to myself.