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Finally said something funny and not gay, the first time in months
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Finally said something funny and not gay, the first time in months
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You need to used the report button several times in a row before the mods pay attention to it
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We were in the forest a few weekends ago and heard a bear growl maybe 75 feet from us. Never saw it but we started talking loudly, telling it, "Go scram, ya peesa gahbage." and had our bear spray and guns at the ready. The punk quietly skiddaddled from us.
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It's a pretty great trade; risk a 1 in a million chance of getting attacked by a wild animal yet never having to see another human for days, weeks, or months if you wanted.
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Jaded/anti-social like a tranny...Biological women crave human contact/socializing.
Post digit ratio.
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I noticed you are the least funny person here and have severe autism. You try so hard to be “the heel” but you’re too much of a retard to do it properly. You therefore take small parts of other posters that you believe to be “heels” and mix them together in to some sort of retarded patchwork persona. Textbook behavior of an autistic trying to socialize like a normal human. Right @Sue Lightning ?
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Not even top 5 unfunniest tbh
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And who are you exactly? unfunny new guy who doesnt make any jokes and just spams that I'm retarded? Oh I know resident obsessive freak who isnt funny at all @Anthony's Lime Rickey
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I've known you for a week and you haven't made me laugh once
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I know who he is...
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Discussing humor with people who have autism is pointless. You don’t understand. You’ll never understand.I've known you for a week and you haven't made me laugh once
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This some sort of tard solidarity thing?
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Youre faggot boqposter
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A chick I used to bang had a rabbit that she pretty much gave the run of her house. She claimed it was litter trained but I definitely saw it shit on the floor a couple times. It's name was Dorothy. That chick has a child now with a dude I know for a fact is her 2nd cousin.
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When I was 10 my parents got divorced and in an effort to be a cool dad my dad got a pet ball python. Reptiles as pets fucking suck. The only time it was actually cool was when we would put it in the bathtub and watch it swim around or watch it eat a rat. Eventually my dad got tired of taking care of it and said he took it back to the pet store but I'm 99% sure he released it in this big storm drain next to where we lived before my parents split up. I remember there being an article in the local newspaper that they had found an exotic snake in the sewers.
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Needs more dyslexic retardation
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Oh no the picture I posted. Who could have seen it coming.
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This is embarrassing and hilarious to everyone who isnt your height, stupit