Memoirs of an Aikidoka

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Once upon a time, our good old friend Maggie May honored her Asian heritage by practicing the well respected martial art of Aikido. So connected was she to the community that she was active member of an Aikido Forum, going by the username "RED" and massing a total of 909 posts. You can connect the name in the quote posts to the user in the following thread:

Teaching Aikido - Require Coaching Course? - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Teaching Aikido - Require Coaching Course? Teaching

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I called up my buddy WillTate who is also an avid aikidoka and he decided to check out the forums for himself. They require you to sign up with your "real name" and whaddya know?

He told me he enjoyed reading RED's posts, which largely consisted of her complaining about her herniated disc injury. They're a pretty welcoming community, you can sign up for yourself pretty easily and search for an entire user's post history:

AikiWeb Aikido Forums

AikiWeb.com: Serving the online Aikido community since 1997.

www.aikiweb.com

It's no Kempesh, so it's mostly inane drivel. These are the most informative posts that Will sent me:

She admits to being a lazy fuck:

AikiWeb Aikido Forums - View Single Post - Your "big break" in Aikido

AikiWeb.com: Serving the online Aikido community since 1997.

www.aikiweb.com

Sold her uniform in 2010, probably got too fat. She admits to being 5'3''

Hakama for sale. - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Hakama for sale. Marketplace

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Sounds like she didn't learn the lesson:

Damned If I Don't, Damned If I Do - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Damned If I Don't, Damned If I Do Open Discussions

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Pale ass Maggie is Portuguese, therefore she doesn't burn, she tans. What happened to being Asian?

Sunburn - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Sunburn General

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She met her husband through Aikido:

Romantic Feelings for a Girl at the Dojo - Page 3 - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Page 3-Romantic Feelings for a Girl at the Dojo Anonymous

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Never washed her training clothes:

Cotton Hakama Shrinkage - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Cotton Hakama Shrinkage Supplies

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Sports bras. She's a 34/36 D

Girl supply question: sports bras - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Girl supply question: sports bras Supplies

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Starts a thread on Cheese:

Cheese - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Cheese Open Discussions

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[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Aikido - Is there Randori? Is Aikido a Workout? - AikiWeb Aikido Forums

Aikido - Is there Randori? Is Aikido a Workout? Training

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Lost 45 pounds training. Looks like they came right back

EDIT: This is not felony harassment or cyberstalking. I am encouraging her to start back up

 

[captain_kamala]

Sports bras!
I'm a 34/36' D
I've bought 5million of them. It is actually hard for me to find sports bras in my size anyways. If you have big cup sizes, they assume you are over weight so the band sizes are usually 40 inches plus for D cups. And if you find 34-36 inch bands the cups are usually B's and C's..Meh
I've tried Different types, high impact, to the weird boned kind. It doesn't survive Aikido Ukemi for me. It down right hurts. I've tried duct taping the bra tighter recently... but duct tape don't breath and isn't very flexible... and itchy!

Any other small framed,well endowed ladies who have found an answer to this problem?

small framed, well endowed. yeah fucking right. fat cow.

 

[guest]

Steven Seacow

 

[guest]

small framed, well endowed. yeah fucking right. fat cow.

Can you do some girl math for us please.

if a girl says she lost 45 pounds, how many reality pounds did she lose?

 

[Meownaw]

Manatees are back on the menu boys.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I could be wrong here but isn't Aikido a martial art that's been proven to be pretty much useless in any practical sense? Very fitting that Ms Schill decided to practice it then.

 

[DanFielding]

Steven Seacow

Moose Lee

 

[captain_kamala]

Can you do some girl math for us please.

if a girl says she lost 45 pounds, how many reality pounds did she lose?

20 max, but i have a hard time believing that. there are no pics of her at anything less than clinically overweight.

 

[Heyfellas]

I bet those hangers milk pretty good

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I could be wrong here but isn't Aikido a martial art that's been proven to be pretty much useless in any practical sense? Very fitting that Ms Schill decided to practice it then.

You show up to school and they teach you how to "fall". So when a bunch of people charge at the master and he throws them around, it looks effortless because the students are taught how to get tossed. It's basically like pro wrestling, especially shit like sunset flip powerbombs where the person taking it is doing the work. Try it in a real fight and whoever you're attempting to throw will just stand there.

It's not like Judo where you actually use momentum and your hips and legs to physically lift and throw people around. it's for people who don't want to do any work, which is why Rick and Maggie like to do it.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

20 max, but i have a hard time believing that. there are no pics of her at anything less than clinically overweight.

Per @RobertMewler , her 2007 court record shows that she was 170. I would believe it if she ballooned up to 215, then lost it back.

 

[guest]

20 max, but i have a hard time believing that. there are no pics of her at anything less than clinically overweight.

Are there any from that era online? She must have posted shit all the time. We know she was 170 when she got popped for giving beer to minors.

actually her DL must have said 170 so she was probably even more than that

 

[HotDogJoe]

it's for people who don't want to do any work, which is why Rick and Maggie like to do it.

Luckily Rick has his Krav Maga and Jiu Jitsu training to fall back on. If you think it's weird he'd be trained in three separate martial arts and never posted a single picture of him doing any of them, that's your problem. Hush now.

 

[guest]

I bet those hangers milk pretty good

They definitely smell underneath.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Steven Seacow

Mass Oyama

 

[FurBurger]

Personally,
I was 5th kyu

No, Far Kyu.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Mass Oyama

Saggy Maggie Q
Cynthia Hamhock

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Karate chop? More like pork chop.

 

[DanFielding]

Chunk Norris