MeeeEEEEeeEEEeeEAeaeEEEeeee

[satanssockpuppet]

And the crowd goes mild. Amateur guitar hobbyist with wild delusions of grandeur. Joe can capably bullshit his way through his fat-fingered renditions of ancient classic rock chestnuts, but he sings like a cow who's stuck in a tar pit and sinking fast. Most of the guests are probably annoyed that the cruise line tries to pass this off as "entertainment".

 

[UnPRePared]

And the crowd goes mild. Amateur guitar hobbyist with wild delusions of grandeur. Joe can capably bullshit his way through his fat-fingered renditions of ancient classic rock chestnuts, but he sings like a cow who's stuck in a tar pit and sinking fast. Most of the guests are probably annoyed that the cruise line tries to pass this off as "entertainment".

I've been wondering how he tricked the cruise line into doing this in the first place.

There's lots of buskers out there that are complete never-were's, but have much more talent than Joe. Probably younger too.

And that's the thing: Joe isn't a terrible guitar player, but he can't fucking sing. It's like going to a middle of the road restaurant and the food is decent, but they drench it in a terrible gravy that ruins the whole experience to the point you demand your money back.

So yes, Joe's voice is low quality gravy.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've been wondering how he tricked the cruise line into doing this in the first place.

He accepted their ridiculously low pay.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Teeth keep falling from my head

 

[Nigger John]

BJ is bad ass. He flew a helicopter in ‘nam