Meatloaf by Hibachi

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know he puts more effort into 'setting the scene' (even the teabag box slightly turned) than he does any writing

He used to always put that lame yankee candle in every shot.

 

[Chive Turkey]

You know he puts more effort into 'setting the scene' (even the teabag box slightly turned) than he does any writing

Undoubtedly. He probably puts more work in staging these pictures of his insipid existence than most people do in writing their resumes. Not that Pat has much experience with that either.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Glad he explained what it is since only he is the learned one and must educate his gaggle of peons.

Meanwhile Niki is two rooms away literally gaggling on a peon

 

[Sputnik]

So you can cook soggy meatloaf in an overpriced pot? Just kidding we know he’s struggled for literally days trying to replicate Houlihans meatloaf only to fart and give up. Fat failure.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Bad gift for Pat. He will never have the patience to wait 8 hours for anything to cook. Really disappointed in Nikki tbqh.

 

[RobertMewler]

I see six boxes of cereal on that shelf. Uhuru!

 

[RoTheHo69]

He probably picked it up at local goodwill for three dollars

I was just gonna say it looks like he picked it up used.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I see six boxes of cereal on that shelf. Uhuru!

Of course. Piggy needs to gorge on a heavy serving of carbs and sugar to prep himself for a whole day of doing nothing.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I see six boxes of cereal on that shelf. Uhuru!

No doubt some contain estrogen flakes to help grow his bosom

 

[guest]

Can't wait to see the mediocre to comically disgusting creations he makes with this piece of shit.

 

[guest]

He's such a shitty cook, so I'm excited to see the first monstrosity he makes with this.

You know that no matter how awful it looks he'll post a pic and brag. Can't wait.