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I wonder if he was Two Pump Pat back then
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We get it you like fat bitches
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“if”? “back then”? You’re being quite generous here
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Is it true that he met Stinkii before the divorce was finalized? Seems like it should have been a fast divorce. If there was a delay it had to have been him dragging his feet and twisting the knife over whether or not he'd be a part of his daughters life. Ade just wanted him gone. No alimony, no property, she didn't even want child support. She was cool with him having visitation.... This is one of those scenarios where Pat would look better if he was lying about when exactly he had sex with his gross wife. And i can't really think of many things more pathetic than that.
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I'd describe her as painfully average at best, and only because she isn't morbidly obese. What I'd take home from a bar if I'm still sad, drunk, and alone at 40 isn't flattering for anyone.
Btw, we got any pre-pat nikki pics back there? I wonder if she was ever kinda cute.
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I think some people here have stared at Nick Avacado’s asshole one too many times and it’s caused then to find a below average women like Nikki attractive. Only thing I can say in Nikki’s favour is that she’s pretty skinny for a Milwaukee girl.
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when you're walking around a public place, take a minute to see what the average middle-aged woman looks like.
I'm not saying she's a catch, she's just not that bad looking for her age, and the people pretending otherwise either don't get out of the house or seethe too hard about pat.
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Why would you ever notice a middle aged woman?
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this guy definitely doesn't fuck milfs
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She's unattractive at any age. Squinty, hooded eyes, thin lips, yellow teeth, pointy nose, big ears, asymmetric face, greasy, drab hair, frumpy body, butch lesbian vibes, and a general look of laziness about her appearance and especially hygiene. No, there's nothing fuckable about her unless you have extremely low standards.
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I think about it and I really never have. This needs to change. Regardless, nikki isn't the one since she's a barren lesbian whose pussy probably tastes like a battery.
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I'll say the unpopular thing and agree with @BigSexyDaddy123 But this forum is so fucking weird when it comes to admitting women aren't ugly. People on here literally saying Melissa Stetten isn't hot.
Niki's personality is fucking shit though, and she has really bad days. 2017 Niki no I would not fuck:
Niki's personality is fucking shit though, and she has really bad days. 2017 Niki no I would not fuck:
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I think it's just that people (understandably) want to view Rick in the worst light possible, so implying his wife is decent looking for a middle aged woman doesn't quite fit that narrative.
Piggy could be married to a super model and it wouldn't change the fact that his life is a dumpster fire
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Maybe. To be fair, I've only seen two funsters wives and one is a 10 with massive beefers and the other is Dan's botched plastic surgery monstura del cinco lavabos. Pretty conflicting field evidence.
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More 2017 Niki. This shit's gross you have to admit @BigSexyDaddy123 Would not approach at a bar, and would ignore if she approached me:
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I can’t decide between gross and just mediocre with Niki. I’d be interested to see what she looked like if she knew how to make herself look presentable.
Edit: Do you think an honest psychologist could diagnose Pat as low IQ and autistic just by his sunglasses? I do.
Edit: Do you think an honest psychologist could diagnose Pat as low IQ and autistic just by his sunglasses? I do.
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Chunky Nikki is definitely a hard pass.
Side note: Pats tits are pretty perky in this one, looks like he's about ready for a training bra
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The second of whom gave him herpes.
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@NoBacon comment?
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He-ru-pi-su