Maybe skip the home fries and 4 slices of toast. In fact maybe skip breakfast, fatty.

[soulbrotherman#1]

More obese people should lisTen to this advice

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Built like a shithouse

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Hmmm, Susan and the two bikes are still there in the news clip.

He drives to every convention, hell last time he made sure to get valet parking and tweet about it. Now he's suddenly worried about gas and parking? Something's not adding up.

I wonder if he has to share a room with someone, he’s cutting back on expenses or Niki’s mom said enough with the useless spending.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He's afraid it'll get stolen by the natives

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You see, Trump drinks from a sippy cup.

 

[Will Tate]

I wonder if he has to share a room with someone, he’s cutting back on expenses or Niki’s mom said enough with the useless spending.

Probably lined up another dude to be his roommate and give him handjobs.

 

[guest]

Probably lined up another dude to be his roommate and give him handjobs.

Probably that drunk tranny from the last one.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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Is 1.7 GPA commenting on someone else’s ability to read?

 

[Meownaw]

A reading joke? Is he going to make a joke on how orange he is next?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

A reading joke? Is he going to make a joke on how orange he is next?

He may liken Trump to a Cheeto.

 

[guest]

It'll be so satisfying when quasi takes his hovel

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Still trying to get “Sippy Cup Caligula” to catch on after 4 years. It’s not gonna happen, piggy.

Which is really saying something because he's pandering to the same people who thought calling him "Drumpft" was hilarious.

 

[Cumiace]

That's rich coming from a Star Wars Mug Tiberius

 

[A House Nigger]

Always about food with this guy

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Always about food with this guy

SOYLENT PEPPERONI IS CHILDS! SOYLENT PEPPERONI IS CHIIIIIILDS!!!!

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

By breakfast he means he ordered a bloody mary and started drinking at 930am

 

[CuntFucker]

Patrick permabulks and is probably stronger than you

 

[guest]

If you aren’t an athlete or some kind of laborer you don’t need breakfast

I work in a very physically demanding trade and I never eat breakfast and seldom eat lunch. Been that way since I was 20 and it suits me fine, although I think I'm getting too old to skip lunch now.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Just remember he lugging around a box of his unsold books around on the train to chicago. Since he won't sell any copies, he'll be hauling them back as well.

It's a good thing he's been working out using his home gym.

 

[guest]

More obese people should lisTen to this advice

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There is nothing arousing about her at all. She looks like a naked indigenous tribal person in a National Geographic magazine, or anthropology textbook.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

“But first, breakfast”….you know Fatrick isn’t having some fruit and a bit of yogurt. Nope, fatty is indulging in a big boy Midwestern high cholesterol breakfast.

Regardless of his fat boy breakfasts, these Tweets of his have such a divorced middle aged mom on FB constantly declaring, “I’m living my best life” vibe. “But first breakfast”…”That’ll do for a view”. What guy writes this type shit? He’s definitely gay.