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Maybe skip the home fries and 4 slices of toast. In fact maybe skip breakfast, fatty.
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Still trying to get “Sippy Cup Caligula” to catch on after 4 years. It’s not gonna happen, piggy.
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If you aren’t an athlete or some kind of laborer you don’t need breakfast
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He can probably skip all his meals for quite some time.
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Gas is too expensive after bragging about high gas prices.
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I don’t even understand what he means by it, I know who Caligula is, so I guess he’s saying he’s an insane pleasure seeking dictator, but… a sippy cup one? So a vastly toned down version of Caligula? So he fucks a lot? Sounds pretty cool to me.
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Yeah I’m not sure what he’s trying to say, he’s a dictator but a baby dictator? I guess it’s related to the child insult. Also funny he’s referencing Caligula which the much sought after target audience of 18-25 have no idea about Caligula. I don’t think the average person under 35 knows Caligula. But he thinks he should be writing for teen Vogue because he’s so hip.
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It's $50 plus additional fees for a round-trip train ticket, plus ~$15 every time he needs to Lyft around Chicago.
No way this is a cost-cutting move, Susan is either broken, sold, or Niki needs it for something.
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He’s not going anywhere besides the convention and a barstool. Parking is probably $40 a night there and he can’t afford that.
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I’ve wondered if his motorcycle is visible from the door cam that he gave to the news. I remember there was a quick shot of police behind his house and you could see the mustang but I don’t think his bike. He hasn’t mentioned riding it in which is odd since it’s the summer which is perfect riding weather.
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He should eat a bullet for breakfast.
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He’s probably just letting his best friend Dominic Franchetti borrow his car.
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He gives more updates about the mundane details of his life than any woman alive. No one cares you fat queer.
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Hmmm, Susan and the two bikes are still there in the news clip.
He drives to every convention, hell last time he made sure to get valet parking and tweet about it. Now he's suddenly worried about gas and parking? Something's not adding up.
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He reminds me of why I stepped down from management positions in my career, you have to deal with people like him who want you to micro manage their life. In terms of they’d start talking about how their car is broken, and they can’t afford to fix it, and the bus only arrives at a certain time when they need to take their son to an appointment and bla bla bla bla bla.
It’s like I don’t fucking know, I’m not your personal assistant, I’m not going to print out bus timetables for you and plan routes and show you how to change a gasket cover on your engine.
God I fucking hate them. It’s mostly women but you get a few Patrick’s. Nobody gives a fuck about the intricacies of your life.
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Nice waist/hip ratio, stupid
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It's not like Pat to be so wordy. Have more syllables in your catchy nickname, stupid.