May I interest you in some quality rubber dog shit? The perfect prank! It comes with a free subscription to a comedy podcast *sniff*

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Dan demos the product by shitting on people's carpet then showing how accurate the plastic poo is in comparison.

Danesh Mullenjani

 

[Wobelt Mewlel]

Danielson is capitarist pig?!! Maybe i go live in folest with husband who probabry beats me quit

 

[Will Tate]

Dan demos the product by shitting on people's carpet then showing how accurate the plastic poo is in comparison.

Not easy to do on the diet of a traveling salesman, there's a level of density and consistency he has to maintain.

 

[Stent]

Not easy to do on the diet of a traveling salesman, there's a level of density and consistency he has to maintain.

Metamucil is the secret Dan doesn't want you to know! I explain it all in my books on tape about getting rich quick.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

The rubber dog shit sampler is a sight to fucking behold

 

[handsomeblue]

The rubber dog shit sampler is a sight to fucking behold

were you the one who originally doxxed Dan's line of work? I think I heard it from you first so take the credit

 

[ChildSpitTake]

were you the one who originally doxxed Dan's line of work? I think I heard it from you first so take the credit

I wish I could take credit, but @Conehead Nigger was the man with eyes on the field on this one

 

[Sputnik]

hold on hold on hold onnnnnn! You mean to tell me Dan “the podcast” Mullen is actually a door to door dog doodie salesman?

 

[Conehead Nigger]

I wish I could take credit, but @Conehead Nigger was the man with eyes on the field on this one

I appreciate the blowjob, but I got it from his ex wife. I fucked her btw.

 

[guest]

I think it's kinda cool how the product is a visual representation of the podcast.