Matty Bird-Dick, bard king of the car-dwellers

[WifeStoreWill]

Electric cars can run off the grid too

 

[Stent]

Fawkin wood station got my ribs.

"Wood-oleum, sir?"
"Fill 'er up with Douglas Fir, thanks."
"Of course, sir. Can I reshod the metal on your tiny wagon wheels?"

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

"Wood-oleum, sir?"
"Fill 'er up with Douglas Fir, thanks."
"Of course, sir. Can I reshod the metal on your tiny wagon wheels?"

A few 'guvnah's' short of A Christmas Carnage's dialogue.

Oy, urchin. Fetch me some wood chips for me smoke carriage forthwith.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Projecting.

Thanks for reminding me.

You are talking about a car. But roads don't matter. Genius.

You have the reasoning of a retard. An upset retard.

I get it. It's embarrassing to slam someone for stupidity while proving your ignorance. You look twice as dumb.

 

[Stent]

I get it. It's embarrassing to slam someone for stupidity while proving your ignorance. You look twice as dumb.

Twice as dumb? Oh no. I better spend all day chopping firewood so I can throw a few logs into the car gas tank and drive it very slowly off a cliff.