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Mary three names is gonna be bald by the end of the year

Professor Rape

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That’s her? Time is cruel, indeed
I truly believe that old roald dahl quote about your inside becoming your outside.

As a crazy example, look at Anthony Cumia. He started believing he was white and stopped looking middle eastern. He also became uglier and uglier on the inside and also transformed into jeff goldblum's the fly.
 

Professor Rape

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Thinking about getting on disability for fibromyalgia.

" Fibromyalgia is a disorder characterized by widespread musculoskeletal pain accompanied by fatigue, sleep, memory and mood issues."

I think literally anyone could make this claim but somehow it's 95% women.
There was a science article (not a parody) I read the other day that said it mostly affects white women lol.
 

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Thinking about getting on disability for fibromyalgia.

" Fibromyalgia is a disorder characterized by widespread musculoskeletal pain accompanied by fatigue, sleep, memory and mood issues."

I think literally anyone could make this claim but somehow it's 95% women.


MM Schill should look into this!




There was a science article (not a parody) I read the other day that said it mostly affects white women lol.


Doh! Sorry, Maggie May! You're not eligible.
 
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