Mancakes

[DominusOdium]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Sounds like piggy fell for a gimmick. Kinda like the whisky with “barrels aged by the salt air at sea from being on a boat” which really does nothing since the barrels are sealed.

 

[Guest]

Creatine makes your dick shrink

Wait what?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is obviously pats poor attempt at making a funny.

These are just run of the mill bisquick/krusteaz pancakes. He tried to make niki breakfast. He probably made a drunk ass of himself and is trying to make up for it. Notice he took the photo at the dining room table instead of in front of the TV.

 

[More Worser]

Scroll the pics above and look at the amount of syrup over time. Pat is trying to self soothe with sweets.

Pancakes with this much syrup would be nauseating after a bite or two.

 

[porquedealer]

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Scroll the pics above and look at the amount of syrup over time. Pat is trying to self soothe with sweets.

Pancakes with this much syrup would be nauseating after a bite or two.

the cold chunk of butter will balance that out,

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has had half of his recommended daily calories before noon. Soon he will be downing 700+ calories in beer before even eating dinner. Im sure there will some kind of large lunch between beers at some point. Seems like pat has a pretty exciting day ahead of him. Pat probably consooms at least 4000 calories a day on average and might burn an extra 500 calories on the rare chance he actually goes to the gym but often he just burns the bare minimum of 1700-1800 calories per day.

 

[DominusOdium]

the cold chunk of butter will balance that out,

That shit is margarine.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Reminder: Pat bought crumpets to feel more british. He then added cinnamon and sugar but it needed more sugar so he added jam

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I bet this nigga has a mancrate subscription

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I bet this nigga has a mancrate subscription

WWAW the ManGrate?

 

[Udders]

A 40 year old man still ingests that fake syrup shit because he's too poor and juvenile for real maple syrup.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A 40 year old man still ingests that fake syrup shit because he's too poor and juvenile for real maple syrup.

Pat doesnt want maple flavor. He wants fake butter flavor to go with the fake butter he he dollops onto each pancake. Dont tell my you dont butter up your butter.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

My butter is golden yellow. What exactly is that he's using that its so washed out and void of color?

Edit: It's probably lard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My butter is golden yellow. What exactly is that he's using that its so washed out and void of color?

Edit: It's probably lard.

Wouldnt be surprised if its some type of vegan butter that niki likes. Whatever it is you can be sure it has plenty of salt in it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

go on a diet, bitch tits

 

[felonious_patposter]

Creatine makes your dick shrink

Oh ffs

 

[peckafacce]

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I don't think Ive eaten that much better in the past 6 months. No wonder he's so fat

 

[MonsterSteve]

If you want to actually use creatine, buy the powder. He just wanted an excuse to make shitty tasting pancakes with creatine in them when he doesn't even work out and slabbed them in corn starch and a pound of butter. Also, the last thing on earth he should wanna do is take creatine since it bloats you a ton, especially if you're not drinking gallons of water every day. No wonder his head is twice the size as a few years ago.