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Man, Pat’s ballwashers are fags

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Did he take a "Nice Shirt, Stupid" to heart?

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This is the second time he’s claimed we “freaked out” over his shirt and it “triggered” us. First he claimed we have a section of our forums dedicated to him (not so - most don’t know him and I don’t even know his name - just he’s a Pat / Hacky ballwasher) and now we “apparently” (like he hasn’t viewed this forum) hate him for his dumb shirt. I think someone noticed his shirt sold at Kohls or something.

The only time he’s been posted here is for believing Hacky and Pats obvious bullshit. I personally posted about him because he claimed we were all guilty of grand larceny when Pat posted a photo of tow truck driving by his house. That far-fetched lie hasn’t been mentioned by Pat since when listing our “crimes” because even he realized that claim is clearly a lie and wouldn’t be believed that we “tricked” a tow company to tow his car.
 

captain_kamala

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Why is he referred to as a pirate? I know I sound like Dan but I genuinely have no idea what the pirate reference is about.
There's a whole subculture of weirdos that dress up like pirates and he's one of them. They had a pirate fest here that they made sound like a family event so i took the kids but when I got there it was all weird perverted adults.
 
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There's a whole subculture of weirdos that dress up like pirates and he's one of them. They had a pirate fest here that they made sound like a family event so i took the kids but when I got there it was all weird perverted adults.
Did your kids get to meet One-Eyed Willy?
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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There's a whole subculture of weirdos that dress up like pirates and he's one of them. They had a pirate fest here that they made sound like a family event so i took the kids but when I got there it was all weird perverted adults.
They have a big one of those in Tampa, Gasparilo I think it’s called. All drunk weird adults dressed as pirates.
 
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