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If I spent $5,000 in lawyer fees to get a twitter account back, it would be, by a wide margin, the most embarrassing thing in my life and I would take that information to the grave. But he's so lacking in self-awareness and so drunk on narcissism he just... tweets it out even though there are whole message boards worth of people who would use that info for months worth of material.
He recently tweeted about a cartoon YouTube channel that talks about basic bitch science for simple folks. It's full of the topics like the Fermi paradox which he has done 20 conjoined tweets about like he's some expert. He doesn't even Google. That would imply effort to discover. He just consumes video after video."Let me educate you on something I just googled" Pat is the worst.
He claimed he and are Niki were tall or/and same height which of course was not trueI remember when someone pointed out that the microwave on top of the fridge was a terrible spot and pat said nope it's the perfect height. What an idiot.
Hush child. It was for his employeesDid he really buy two refrigerators in one year? Even if he bought one and then swapped in a different one on warranty, that's still like $1,500+ (https://www.bestbuy.com/site/whirlp...rator-stainless-steel/5811900.p?skuId=5811900).
For those tallying up his absurd purchases after receiving his PPP loans (please add anything I've forgotten):
This despite no discernable income and a wife who has already declared bankruptcy once in his life. This shit makes no sense for someone who needed a PPP loan.
- Refrigerator
- Treadmill
- Jumping Boxes
- Weight bench
- Pull up bar
- Big screen TV
- That $300 used bar
- $100 for cardboard cutouts for Brewers games
- Trip to Costa Rica
- Trip to Denver
- Rockies/Brewers tickets
- Shitty disc-less Xbox
- Car detailing
- Hundreds of trips to the bar
- Speeding ticket in Outagamie County
- $24,000 to Quasi
- Another $100,000 to his lawyers for the LOLsuit
- $0 in child support for his daughter
Wouldn't surprise me that they didn't pull that jew accounting trick by claiming it was all for both their "businesses" cafeteria,company gym,etc.. she claimed mortgage payments for the pppHush child. It was for his employees
There was 1000% no doubt fuckery in my opinion. Ive said before, my GF was offered tens of thousands of $ but she said βi dont need it. There are small mom and pop shops that need it.β I didnt have the heart that to tell her its all Tomlinsons and Walmart CEOs getting that $$.Wouldn't surprise me that they didn't pull that jew accounting trick by claiming it was all for both their "businesses" cafeteria,company gym,etc.. she claimed mortgage payments for the ppp
He wore out the door hinges.In his defense he is pretty fat so it stands to reason he could burn through a fridge per year easily.
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