Machine Gun Kelly is one of the most embarrassing faggots to ever live

[TorpidSloth]

Women do make some serious tard faces when they cum. Do you ever get self conscience and think about how mangled we look when we're about to bust?
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Not only do I not give a fuck, if I stop and think about it it makes me laugh. Deal with my mongoloid fuck face, lady!

 

[PickleRickle]

I think my problem is is that she’s the stock “hot girl” of the 2000’s, like how Pamala Anderson was for the 80’s…90’s…idk, I wasn’t alive then. They’re also the perfect women for gay guys to say are hot to stay in the closet.

I used to feel that way about Pamela Anderson when I was younger. In my case, its along the lines of the old line from faggot Carlin, in reference to watching porn "This beautiful woman is getting naked, i'm getting acquainted with her, i'm pretending she's my chick, then some dude comes in, music starts playing and he fucks my girlfriend!"

Feels like i'm sharing the hollywood sluts with every other fag. Because thats what it is!

 

[Sue2]

Women do make some serious tard faces when they cum. Do you ever get self conscience and think about how mangled we look when we're about to bust?
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Have you ever fucked a woman around a mirror and watched as you did missionary? If you remove the woman you’re just twerking. It’s extremely degrading

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I like that Emma Stone chick.
She's a Hollywood 3, but a Rahway, NJ 10.

 

[PickleRickle]

Have you ever fucked a woman around a mirror and watched as you did missionary? If you remove the woman you’re just twerking. It’s extremely degrading

Holy shit, no. Thats hilarious though. I've always wanted to get a long vertical mirror positioned so I can see what I want. In time. I'm going to remember this comment, too and probably start howling

 

[TorpidSloth]

Have you ever fucked a woman around a mirror and watched as you did missionary? If you remove the woman you’re just twerking. It’s extremely degrading

One of the times Norton really made me laugh was when he did exactly that and said "it looked like she was fucking a fish."

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Seeing their pretty faces go all retarded when they cum

This man loves an ahegao.

 

[TorpidSloth]

This man loves an ahegao.

I had to look this up. Japs are odd

 

[PickleRickle]

This man loves an ahegao.

Whats that? Never heard of it

 

[NoBacon]

Machine Gun Kelly jumps on the table and dances on it while presenting his new album to a record label - WTF

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Ugh

 

[Guest]

I think my problem is is that she’s the stock “hot girl” of the 2000’s, like how Pamala Anderson was for the 80’s…90’s…idk, I wasn’t alive then. They’re also the perfect women for gay guys to say are hot to stay in the closet.

I think your problem evaluating this situation is that you’re gay

 

[NoBacon]

I think your problem evaluating this situation is that you’re gay

Oh sweetie, fox looks TACK-Y in that outfit, uhhhh hello honey, learn how to make your silhouette work for you. Am I right guys?

 

[PickleRickle]

I think your problem evaluating this situation is that you’re gay

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Everything about him seems like a calculated pandering grift. I remember when he pretended to be addicted to heroin on one of his early mixtapes and doing a very bad job at it. Every time he reinvents himself it never feels authentic. Him and French Montana are the only Bad Boy records artists that weren't murdered or sent to jail or raped on paper and by Diddy IRL. He's probably not even on Bad Boy anymore since he left the white rapper shit back in 2015 when it stopped being the thing to do.

 

[guest]

It's a shame he didn't join the 27 club

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I literally get called MGK 7/10 times I go to a fucking bar and its annoying as shit. I fucking hate him, I dont think i look anything like him.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I never actually heard any of his music until right now. I lasted ten seconds. I have no tolerance for wigger culture, or wigger music. I like my rappers black, black like the friggin' night. That faggoty Eminem style scat-rap is gayer than 999 guys blowing 1,000 guys.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I literally get called MGK 7/10 times I go to a fucking bar and its annoying as shit. I fucking hate him, I dont think i look anything like him.

Maybe you look like the gangstar.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

His new blackout tattoo is pretty fawking badass

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[Chapel]

And I thought Pete Davidson was a faggot

 

[Cuphead]

And I thought Pete Davidson was a faggot