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"Shabbat shalomi to my homies"
Stuff this kike in a fuckin oven
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Stipif shirt that’s based on an old rap line. “DJ’s make da party POP!” He’s 57 years old.
I had a cousin do club promoting etc when we were 18, and by 23 he got married and grew up got an AUTOCAD certification and took care of his family. The only family member who even tangentially did the whole "entertainment" nonsense. Try as you might, you cant perfume the pig, there is no money in entertainment and singing and dancing and dj'ing is lowly.
Now imagine doing that shit past the age of 50?
And how you can tell from the dudes face that its serchs 4th or 5th take of itI like how he has to keep holding it out to Serch like "Take it. Here. Take the sandwich. Take it from me."
On top of all that theyre in MiamiLol, He's trying to guilt his nonexistent fanbase, then goes on and on about how he's not "salty."
Love how he says "obviously there's other DJs in the area y'all wanna see." In his dopey mind, EVERYONE goes to "luncheons" or "brunch" specifically to see a live DJ and listen to music in the middle of the day. Like this is a booming industry, something that EVERYONE needs, in high demand, (just not with him. Lol)
Have you ever even glanced at a promotional sign advertising a live DJ anywhere? The DMAN's eyes will avert naturally just because his mind tells him "bullshit, ignore this bullshit"
Lol, He's trying to guilt his nonexistent fanbase, then goes on and on about how he's not "salty."
Love how he says "obviously there's other DJs in the area y'all wanna see." In his dopey mind, EVERYONE goes to "luncheons" or "brunch" specifically to see a live DJ and listen to music in the middle of the day. Like this is a booming industry, something that EVERYONE needs, in high demand, (just not with him. Lol)
Have you ever even glanced at a promotional sign advertising a live DJ anywhere? The DMAN's eyes will avert naturally just because his mind tells him "bullshit, ignore this bullshit"
The great irony is that "y'all" is basically this forum and three other people. No one else even knows who he is.
There's only one person in the entire club and it's a blonde twinky faggotI’ll never forgive @Sue Lightning for not going to one of these and reporting back
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