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Lucy Lawless Appreciation Thread

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I mean kinda. I basically have the job because I got lucky, was able to loan a friend money during the pandemic and I basically have an administrator/supervisor job in lieu of ever getting paid back. I mean it's a good job but I actually have to work.
And we all know spics and work go together like Dan Mullen and funniness, impossible.
 

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I mean kinda. I basically have the job because I got lucky, was able to loan a friend money during the pandemic and I basically have an administrator/supervisor job in lieu of ever getting paid back. I mean it's a good job but I actually have to work.
Did you ever see that chick that "loaned" money from the company ever again?

Wasn't she the wife of the co-owner or something?
 
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Did you ever see that chick that "loaned" money from the company ever again?

Wasn't she the wife of the co-owner or something?
Yeah dude she's the secretary. She's in the front right now. All he did was berate and insult her in front of everybody (which was fucking hysterical) and docked the cash out of her pay.

I mean I'm technically not supposed to and I don't do it as much anymore now that the pandemic hysteria is dying down, but back when times were tougher I used to go right into the petty cash and loan people money until they got paid.

Her problem was she blew fucking THOUSANDS and didn't get it cleared by anyone.
 

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Yeah dude she's the secretary. She's in the front right now. All he did was berate and insult her in front of everybody (which was fucking hysterical) and docked the cash out of her pay.

I mean I'm technically not supposed to and I don't do it as much anymore now that the pandemic hysteria is dying down, but back when times were tougher I used to go right into the petty cash and loan people money until they got paid.

Her problem was she blew fucking THOUSANDS and didn't get it cleared by anyone.
Ya fawk her?

Age?

What does she look like, what are her proportions, i need a mental image, i like a naughty bitch like that.
 
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Yeah dude she's the secretary. She's in the front right now. All he did was berate and insult her in front of everybody (which was fucking hysterical) and docked the cash out of her pay.

I mean I'm technically not supposed to and I don't do it as much anymore now that the pandemic hysteria is dying down, but back when times were tougher I used to go right into the petty cash and loan people money until they got paid.

Her problem was she blew fucking THOUSANDS and didn't get it cleared by anyone.

You stupid fucking cunt. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac. That’s right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You’re fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot. Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I’m gonna have your job, shithead. I’m going Downtown, I’m going to talk to Mitch and Murray. I’m going to limpkin. I don’t care who’s nephew you are, who you know, who’s dick your sucking on, you’re going out, I swear to you, you’re going!
 
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Ya fawk her?

Age?

What does she look like, what are her proportions, i need a mental image, i like a naughty bitch like that.
She's fine as FUCK my dude.

I can't fawk my buddy's wife. He'd buy me out and fire me. And I love this job.

She's 34 and looks kind of like Zhang Ziyi (I'll save you the Google search, the villain girl from Rush Hour 2)
 

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She's fine as FUCK my dude.

I can't fawk my buddy's wife. He'd buy me out and fire me. And I love this job.

She's 34 and looks kind of like Zhang Ziyi (I'll save you the Google search, the villain girl from Rush Hour 2)
Oh, she's a chink.

Thanks for killing my boner dude!
 
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