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He definitely thought he'd get laid by one of these broads for going along with their skit and acting like a cutesy little fag
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She contradicted a lot of stuff, like how the trolls had no effect on their marriage.I was just about to start a thread asking if anyone has an archive of Rick/Niki's interview with Collier Landry. It's been taken down.
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I wanted to get the quote from Niki saying we know everything since it directly contradicts Pat's "you've never been right about a single thing about me" horseshit.
She was the one behind that shitty "Dad Bods" skit where Pat had to pretend to be an involved father.
Wait, what? You actually saw this video? The lore is it was taken down before we even discovered him.It was the only video I can remember of seeing him admitting that he went to a community college and dropped out after one semester. He had no problem saying it at the time because he was riding high on his three book deal and stand-up "career", and so could present himself as the writing equivalent of a Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg. "I did the college thing for a bit, child, but it was a waste of my time and, as you can see, I did noT need iT in any way."
Funny how he's not so cocky anymore.
Yes, I saw it. It was around for a bit before she took it down.Wait, what? You actually saw this video? The lore is it was taken down before we even discovered him.
Fuck. Anything else you remember from that?Yes, I saw it. It was around for a bit before she took it down.
I would fuck the girl on the left. I have a thing for skinny girls with jew noses. I mean lets be real, I'd fuck any of them but I mean I'd go out of my way to fuck the one on the left. I'd even pay for her Chilis fajitas meal..He definitely thought he'd get laid by one of these broads for going along with their skit and acting like a cutesy little fagView attachment 186629
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Not really. Just that it's one of the first Pat appearances where people spotted he has no genitals. She looked and talked a lot like this chubby chick I used to work with, only reason I'm sure I saw it.Fuck. Anything else you remember from that?
I am 99% sure the video is unlisted, because in her episode playlist it says "1 video hidden".Not really. Just that it's one of the first Pat appearances where people spotted he has no genitals. She looked and talked a lot like this chubby chick I used to work with, only reason I'm sure I saw it.
It would've been an old phoneI am 99% sure the video is unlisted, because in her episode playlist it says "1 video hidden".
I need you to get onto the computer you watched that video from, go into your web history, and retrieve the URL.
Thank you.
Imagine if those cocksuckers at YouTube still enabled people's viewing history. Fuck.It would've been an old phone
Hahahaha hell yeah, dudeHow bout it's The Epstein Effect, and it's Pat and Paul Weimer on Epstein's Island, with Paul fucking a crying minor that's begging him to stop, while Patrick watches and says "No child, you are not being raped. THAT. IS NOT. OCCURRING."
You think she made it private? Why not just delete it? Presumably Fat asked her to, maybe because he mentioned his short-lived academic career in it?Imagine if those cocksuckers at YouTube still enabled people's viewing history. Fuck.
Oh she might've made it private. The playlist says "hidden video" which could mean private or unlisted. If it's the latter you can still view it with the link.You think she made it private? Why not just delete it? Presumably Fat asked her to, maybe because he mentioned his short-lived academic career in it?
Faaaawk. Thank you.I believe this is the original link to the video, but it's private: [MEDIA=youtube]pXa4k-wOry4[/MEDIA]
Patrick linked the video on his website: https://web.archive.org/web/2023120....com/2015/11/17/the-ark-promotional-round-up/Faaaawk. Thank you.
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