Looks like Pat found out that he hangs out exclusively at The Garage since he found out that he was banned from Hoolie's

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He also found out that he is retarded. A good afternoon for a "ton up".

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899200388001354058

Enhance:

La Masa Empanada Bar, right next door to The Garage.

Shocked they still tolerate him there.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He also found out that he is retarded. A good afternoon for a "ton up".

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899200388001354058

Enhance:

La Masa Empanada Bar, right next door to The Garage.

Shocked they still tolerate him there.

Penny Eater and his trans gf have a lot of pull there

 

[porquedealer]

He also found out that he is retarded. A good afternoon for a "ton up".

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899200388001354058

Enhance:

La Masa Empanada Bar, right next door to The Garage.

Shocked they still tolerate him there.

Save having to pay security.
Everyone knows not to mess with the 6' 220lb tough guy wearing a reinforced motorcycle jacket.

 

[Udders]

He also found out that he is retarded. A good afternoon for a "ton up".

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899200388001354058

Enhance:

La Masa Empanada Bar, right next door to The Garage.

Shocked they still tolerate him there.

And Pat really expects us to believe he's never been to or eaten at Chubby's Cheesesteak.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He shows that stupid scooter off with the same photos every time the snow melts in his shithole neighborhood. He expects a ton of replies telling him what a cool biker dude with a cool bike he has, and it never happens. Fat rube with rube taste in everything. Probably had his muffin tops and ass crack hanging out of his too small jeans the whole way there.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He shows that stupid scooter off with the same photos every time the snow melts in his shithole neighborhood.

In a previous year, we gathered his Triumph spring photos and they were from the same place. Photos a couple of years apart and he brought his stupid scooter to the exact same place and posed it the same way and shared it to social media. What a life he leads.

 

[VoteJello]

"Ton up" - and this is an "author" lol he must be referring to his weight folks

 

[iBangedQuasi]

"Ton up" - and this is an "author" lol he must be referring to his weight folks

It's a stupid phrase used by cafe racer builders. Do the ton means hit a whopping 100mph. No way this fat dick hit 100 on the 50 meter dash to the bar

 

[porquedealer]

It's a stupid phrase used by cafe racer builders. Do the ton means hit a whopping 100mph. No way this fat dick hit 100 on the 50 meter dash to the bar

This was also back when 100mph was actually a significant number.
Mainly because it was bikes of ~200cc from the 60s, 70s.
A modern 1200cc Fuel injected bike going 100mph is like bragging your phone has a calculator.

We were overdue a knees in the wind/hoan bridge/ton up tweet, he deprived us last year of his ceremonial putting the bike away for the winter tweet.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It's a stupid phrase used by cafe racer builders. Do the ton means hit a whopping 100mph. No way this fat dick hit 100 on the 50 meter dash to the bar

I was wondering if it was some fat and gay slang I was unaware of. Question asked and answered!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Ton up" - and this is an "author" lol he must be referring to his weight folks

a steady diet of beer, bar slop, carbs, and chubby’s cheesesteaks for several years, coupled with minimal activity and little to no healthy cardio? I’d say Rick has been “tonning up” for a while now.

 

[CompoundBasement]

It's a stupid phrase used by cafe racer builders. Do the ton means hit a whopping 100mph. No way this fat dick hit 100 on the 50 meter dash to the bar

This fat rube has a "cafe racer" instead of a real motorcycle which would be better equipped to actually travel a "distance" instead of going from his shack to a local bar, and back to his shack again. He'll always be an uncultured hayseed.

 

[Cumiace]

 

[porquedealer]

This fat rube has a "cafe racer" instead of a real motorcycle which would be better equipped to actually travel a "distance" instead of going from his shack to a local bar, and back to his shack again. He'll always be an uncultured hayseed.

I did have a loff reading an old tweet of his where he rode 5+ hours to a convention on his previous (cafe racer) bike.
Fair play to endure that, though probably more down to ricks obstinance than it being any sort of enjoyable experience.

Cafe Racers, Streetfighters, Choppers and Bobbers should be unique, something that is built/modified from another bike, not rolled off a factory line. Torque Wheeler seems to be a simp for factory model vehicles that imitate a custom. Any performance upgrades are only done when/if the stock part has rotted off or been destroyed in an accident.

Classic grease monkey that guy. I can see why Harley Riders would be enraged and embarrassed.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I did have a loff reading an old tweet of his where he rode 5+ hours to a convention on his previous (cafe racer) bike.
Fair play to endure that, though probably more down to ricks obstinance than it being any sort of enjoyable experience.

Cafe Racers, Streetfighters, Choppers and Bobbers should be unique, something that is built/modified from another bike, not rolled off a factory line. Torque Wheeler seems to be a simp for factory model vehicles that imitate a custom. Any performance upgrades are only done when/if the stock part has rotted off or been destroyed in an accident.

Classic grease monkey that guy. I can see why Harley Riders would be enraged and embarrassed.

His previous bike is the Suzuki GS500e that's rotting in his driveway uncovered, I thought? Not a fast bike by any means but more of a standard riding position than some tilted over faggot cafe racer. Only 500cc so 5 hours at highway speeds would make me want to die and my hands would go numb after about a half hour, I would know - I started out riding one.

Lol nearly 4 years ago and it's still there, uncovered, rotting away


UPDATE: nah I'm just a dumb faggot

He makes himself sound like such a fucking tool here. But yeah, still five hours on a cafe racer, even a factory built gay one, sounds horrific.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

His previous bike is the Suzuki GS500e that's rotting in his driveway uncovered, I thought? Not a fast bike by any means but more of a standard riding position than some tilted over faggot cafe racer. Only 500cc so 5 hours at highway speeds would make me want to die and my hands would go numb after about a half hour, I would know - I started out riding one.
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Lol nearly 4 years ago and it's still there, uncovered, rotting away


UPDATE: nah I'm just a dumb faggot
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He makes himself sound like such a fucking tool here. But yeah, still five hours on a cafe racer, even a factory built gay one, sounds horrific.

Such a corny faggot. No wonder he and Kelly Lee Williams get along so well. Kelly probably has the same story but about a pair of generic Air Jordans he bought.

 

[porquedealer]

His previous bike is the Suzuki GS500e that's rotting in his driveway uncovered, I thought? Not a fast bike by any means but more of a standard riding position than some tilted over faggot cafe racer. Only 500cc so 5 hours at highway speeds would make me want to die and my hands would go numb after about a half hour, I would know - I started out riding one.
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Lol nearly 4 years ago and it's still there, uncovered, rotting away


UPDATE: nah I'm just a dumb faggot
View attachment 251095
He makes himself sound like such a fucking tool here. But yeah, still five hours on a cafe racer, even a factory built gay one, sounds horrific.

"The salesperson knew exactly what sort of mark I was"
A factory one could be even worse as when most people build a cafe, it's to their own body proportions.

The GS500 that you would think he would rebuild, given his torque wheelering skills has been rotting since long before covid.
Back when he was actually earning money he would pay to put the Triumph into storage over winter now he's a peasant, that too sits outside over winter. He has a basement with external access, he could make a ramp and store them in there if he wasn't too busy breeding pot bellied pigs.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the blue Susuki is sitting there at the "car port", half-disassembled, after a decade or so. What a mess. Nikki is simply a bad wife for enabling his behavior. Her parents really fucked her brain up with the "Mr Mom" thing, can't even put her foot down to keep the parking space free from literal metal junk

"First" and ONLY brand new vehicle he ever bought. This is like how he calls Susan his "daily" car, implying there are others, to LARP as someone who can afford multiple cars.

UPDATE: nah I'm just a dumb faggot

pretty sure the other bike he currently owns IS the blue Susuki, we've seen it on yard work / gardening pictures

edit: confirmed by the pig himself, it doesn't even RUN and Nikki can't bring herself to make demands to her husband who was credibly accused of threatening to murder his ex wife. I suspect Nikki lives in constant fear from her hsuband

shit's probably worth $800, get rid of it you useless bum

 

[Turk February]

He should be hanging out exclusively at the Garbage. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck man, my brain goes to some dark places, I don't know how I do it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

the blue Susuki is sitting there at the "car port", half-disassembled, after a decade or so. What a mess. Nikki is simply a bad wife for enabling his behavior. Her parents really fucked her brain up with the "Mr Mom" thing, can't even put her foot down to keep the parking space free from literal metal junk

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"First" and ONLY brand new vehicle he ever bought. This is like how he calls Susan his "daily" car, implying there are others, to LARP as someone who can afford multiple cars.



pretty sure the other bike he currently owns IS the blue Susuki, we've seen it on yard work / gardening pictures

edit: confirmed by the pig himself, it doesn't even RUN and Nikki can't bring herself to make demands to her husband who was credibly accused of threatening to murder his ex wife. I suspect Nikki lives in constant fear from her hsuband
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shit's probably worth $800, get rid of it you useless bum

Knowing Pat he’s probably told her he’s going to rebuild it - it’s on the list of things like build a garage for their dump of a driveway.