She got you a toy. That's a toy, Pig.
Even your drunk wife knows your "writing career" is nothing more than a LARP.
Even your drunk wife knows your "writing career" is nothing more than a LARP.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
"Lookit what my wife got her author hubby for his bday!"
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a pretend typewriter for a pretend author
my kids are 9 and 11 and really into legos they pool their money together to get new sets all the time
rick is a child
rick is a child
I cant wait for the constant updates of its build progress that nobody cares about.
Why not get an actual typewriter? She could go to any antique store and find one. Why does everything have to be a toy or gimmicky consumerist geek shit, made in China?
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The jokes write themselves on this one. Wow.
He already has one. I bet it was also a gift from her.
I have a cousin in his 30s who is obsessed with Legos.
He's also autistic and has a job.
Rick is useless.
Fraud gift for a fraud writer in a fraud marriage
Wow! Awesome! My 8 year old has Elsa's Ice Castle just sitting around. Maybe you two can swap once you've finished, Pat!
"Her author husband" is up there with the most embarrassing things he's ever said.
"Her author husband" is up there with the most embarrassing things he's ever said.
Because when he’s off playing with his toys he’s not bothering her.
See guys, he's a writer because he got a Lego typewriter. Pay no attention to the fact he's currently writing on-spec (read: for free), his embarrassingly abysmal sales numbers, and his lack of a publishing contract. That shit is irrelevant, it's the toy prop that makes a real author.
Fuckin brain-dead homunculus. Fat, too.
Fuckin brain-dead homunculus. Fat, too.
$200 for that BTW
Cause he's a lazy cunt who won't use it but a toy will give him endless retard joy.
Hey my female wife got me some toys. Jealous, faggots?
Bought it himself without a doubt
I really want to know what that Cat and Whale person shit was from. I think he started a new WiP when he his agent told him his Tiny Tim book was fucking retarded shit and literally nobody wanted it. Of course he'll wait until much later to admit he abandoned it