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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

    • This page has been peer-reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by multiple qualified attorneys and legal professionals to ensure substantive accuracy and coverage. Our publication process is robust, following a 16-step content creation and review process.

    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

    By dismissing this notice you accept these factual statements.

Look how short he is

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TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
The shoes are familiar.
The more pictures of his feet surface the funnier that “I don’t own sneakers” lie gets. Not only has Pat owned multiple pairs of garbage tier sneakers over the years they’ve all been the exact same black uppers/white sole colorways. It is very clearly his taste. Just like the vandal!
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
I'd love to stand next to him and really gauge his true height. Maybe one day.

If you ever attempted that, you would be neutralized and held in place until the police arrived. When they arrive you would be escorted to prison and the female cops would compliment me on my height and we would likely go out to dinner. Being 6’1 helps :cool:

I’m sorry you’re stupid. I can’t help you.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.

You could always fuck Tess the bartender to make it worth your while. I hear Dan left a brown treat for her on one of the bar stools when he was there though, so just watch out for that.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.
Record it and drop a bunch of semi-obscure OnA references.
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.
I'd love to just start up conversation for an hour or so and then right before I leave I slip in a word or phrase where he knows or at least THINKS it might be a stlaker child. Or just leave a 'payquasi' business card when he goes to the bathroom and when he gets back he starts screaming "bartender....BARTENDER!!! EXCUSE ME BARTENDER!!!!!, CALL THE COPS, CHILD. And while you're at it get me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper and make it fast I'm INNA GODDAMN HURRY".
 
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