Lol wtf

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dinner later?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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Height of Frat Pat. This is the performance where, right as he's coming on stage, he saved the last of a beer so he could slam it and look cool. What a complete faggot.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

“Oi, bruv! it’s Chewsday innit?”

-Patrick Tomlinson

 

[guest]

He’s too fat and oblivious to understand how incongruous it sounds to hear an obese, ghetto-dwelling man in a backwards baseball cap say the word smashing in any context. It’s a word from a completely bygone era, a product of middle England, cricket on the village green types.

Exactly. Soon we'll hear Fat talking about jumpers for goal posts, conkers in the playground, windy walks followed up with hot buttered toast and lashings and lashings of ginger beer. He really is a silly cunt.

 

[DanFielding]

That fucking shirt ... The lunacy of this faggot to not only take that photo but then post it on twitter. Eric the Midget had more internet sense than PatRick and im pretty sure had a higher IQ as well.

I DO NOT HAVE BITCH TITS YOU DUMB-FUCK. I ALSO DID NOT PLAY KATHY ON DIFFERENT STROKES. FUCK OFF NOW!!!!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Pat confirmed for incest. Sick! Fat!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Exactly. Soon we'll hear Fat talking about jumpers for goal posts, conkers in the playground, windy walks followed up with hot buttered toast and lashings and lashings of ginger beer. He really is a silly cunt.

I dare say he's a soppy bollocks . And a faggot.

 

[DominusOdium]

He looks like somebody made a Muppet of Patrick.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Exactly. Soon we'll hear Fat talking about jumpers for goal posts, conkers in the playground, windy walks followed up with hot buttered toast and lashings and lashings of ginger beer. He really is a silly cunt.

What are the odds that some of these quaint Britishisms you've listed end up in his Tiny Tim book? He devours every word on these forums!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

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He forgot Mama Raven. I hope he did.

 

[Mike Glyer]

No one under the age of 70 ever calls anything "smashing" in the UK.

Is the UK not filled with Nigel Thornberry's?

 

[guest]

What are the odds that some of these quaint Britishisms you've listed end up in his Tiny Tim book? He devours every word on these forums!

I hope he starts self-publishing when this piece of shit gets rejected by everyone he knows. It won’t humble him in the slightest and we’ll just get several months of “why self publishing is the future” shit on twitter followed by his raw unedited retardation for years to come available for $.99 on amazon or for free wherever ebooks are stolen.

 

[Camel Clutch]

I hope he starts self-publishing when this piece of shit gets rejected by everyone he knows. It won’t humble him in the slightest and we’ll just get several months of “why self publishing is the future” shit on twitter followed by his raw unedited retardation for years to come available for $.99 on amazon or for free wherever ebooks are stolen.

i could see him self publishing the tiny tim book, he can just say that since it is a holiday book he would have to wait an extra year to get it published so self publishing was better in this case.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

i could see him self publishing the tiny tim book, he can just say that since it is a holiday book he would have to wait an extra year to get it published so self publishing was better in this case.

He already set the expected release for Christmas 2023. There's no reason why a "full time" layabout needs that long to write a stupid fucking novel that's not based on OC

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He already set the expected release for Christmas 2023. There's no reason why a "full time" layabout needs that long to write a stupid fucking novel that's not based on OC

He's so fucking lazy it's both infuriating and hilarious

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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airaited

Kill yourself now Patrick

 

[Chive Turkey]

He’s too fat and oblivious to understand how incongruous it sounds to hear an obese, ghetto-dwelling man in a backwards baseball cap say the word smashing in any context. It’s a word from a completely bygone era, a product of middle England, cricket on the village green types. In fact, it would only be used today by members of the politically and culturally conservative class that Pat seems to rail against. He’s too overweight and out of breath to be attempting irony, I suspect he’s simply a dimwitted cunt.

All of the slang he appropriates is fucking weird and out-of-place. I'm willing to bet he got his knowledge of Bong vernacular from watching already-dated British serials as a kid, or comedy shows specifically referencing that old shit in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Like, lil' porkchop watches Blackadder and thinks imitating Dr. House's character in it is gonna be charming, when the whole bit is that the guy sounds fucking retarded and incomprehensible even to middle-aged Englishmen in the 80s.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Exactly. Soon we'll hear Fat talking about jumpers for goal posts, conkers in the playground, windy walks followed up with hot buttered toast and lashings and lashings of ginger beer. He really is a silly cunt.

He's a shirt lifter he is

 

[guest]

Dinner later?

He's just using the wrong word. His food is so disgusting it looks sordid.

 

[Stent]

I'm certain they had to explain what a lager is to him.