Lol what did jon get buried in if not his finest suit?

[Brooke Shields]

Ade lures in unsuspecting fat hicks only to kill them and sell their shit for pennies on the dollar. Pat is the only one to escape. Could be a good book there but Pat doesn't have a publisher

Did Fatrick dodge a bullet! (or have nothing worth selling?)

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

PCJ's cock isn't even cold yet and this skank is on Facebook disrespecting him and his family selling his shit to finance her new wedding. Fuck this dirty bitch and her tard looking kids. And she needs to fix her 2 front teeth they bug the shit out of me.

 

[Meownaw]

This is fucking rough. Hey Pat maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

 

[guest]

I do too much for you guys. I gotta get to bed

I've been trying to give her something approaching the benefit of the doubt, but this is the kind of stuff you know Jon would've wanted his sons to have when they get a bit older. Fuck this bitch.

 

[guest]

This is fucking rough. Hey Pat maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Is Pat...is Pat actually the good guy?

 

[Ladynyahh]

I am starting to love this bitch. She is selling alllll of his junk, too much to screencap. But this was the funniest

Extra room in the crotch, knowwhatimean

 

[TaintofGeorge]

On the plus side, Pringle Can probably left her box looking like a wizards sleeve

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I do too much for you guys. I gotta get to bed

I remember Jon posting on Reddit in a knife group about getting Annabelle ("my daughter") her first knife and how she wanted this very expensive knife that knife dudes love called a Sebenza which Jon owned. Seemed like he was really enjoying her being into that hobby with him and sharing it with her. So, of course, the best thing to do is get rid of all of it and pretend he didn't exist so the 43 year old who looks 65 doesn't need to feel awkward.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

She'll end up with some guy in his 30s or 40s at 16, and he'll pimp her out or make her strip when she hits 18.

Who the fuck would get a lap dance from a stripper who looked like that? She'll be fat and lumpy by 21

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Is Pat...is Pat actually the good guy?

Someone should ask how he feels about Adrienne moving on so fast

 

[DMbA]

if only she killed Pat we couldve get the smelly yellow cap for 3 bucks

when funsters said is she gonna to sell his extra large briefs it was a rib buster, but reality is way funnier

i would be so mad if someone sold me dead man clothing

anyway any redditors around to ask pat for comments

 

[DMbA]

I do too much for you guys. I gotta get to bed

Holy shit! That was his Trekkie books, what about all the great memories they had cucking pat at that sci-fi con? All that's worth is 5 bucks

Those bows are like 300 new lol

 

[DMbA]

Ade lures in unsuspecting fat hicks only to kill them and sell their shit for pennies on the dollar. Pat is the only one to escape. Could be a good book there but Pat doesn't have a publisher

if the monster had taken Pat she wouldnt see a dollar of that insurance

 

[DMbA]

Selling all your dead husbands personal belongings right away to pay for your new wedding is real scumbag shit.

His kids might want that stuff when they’re older. I have a few things from my dad that I wouldn’t sell for any amount of money. Tools and watches and things.

What a fucking bitch. The new husband looks elderly and fat, someone new to sponge off. Women are so profoundly selfish.

the new guy is the same age as pat hes just a junkie or some shit, people has suspected they were doing this for some insurance scam

 

[Jenna]

Onaforums stressing over a yard sale

Toy Story living. All your possessions have feelings and will be devastated if you sell them. Ade is a good person for selling Jon's shit to people who'll use it instead of just trashing everything.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Is Pat...is Pat actually the good guy?

No they're all just rube garbage. All of them.

 

[guest]

No they're all just rube garbage. All of them.

That makes much more sense. Thank you for helping me in my moment of doubt and weakness.

 

[guest]

Onaforums stressing over a yard sale

Toy Story living. All your possessions have feelings and will be devastated if you sell them. Ade is a good person for selling Jon's shit to people who'll use it instead of just trashing everything.

She could donate the good stuff to people in need. That would be decent and honorable, not gauche and grasping. And look at her fucking chin.

 

[guest]

Onaforums stressing over a yard sale

Toy Story living. All your possessions have feelings and will be devastated if you sell them. Ade is a good person for selling Jon's shit to people who'll use it instead of just trashing everything.

If I was the younger kid, I'd be pissed off that my dad's compound bows were sold off to help pay for Randy's, or whatever he's called, wedding bar bill. I had We Need To Talk About Kevin plans for that bow.

 

[Jenna]

She could donate the good stuff to people in need. That would be decent and honorable, not gauche and grasping. And look at her fucking chin.

People in need? She has three kids to take care of with zero child support from first deadbeat husband and second dead husband. If anyone needs assistance, it's her.