Lol except you’ll never stop tweeting, Fatrick

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Safe to say Pat is one of those heavy tweeters.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Safe to say Pat is one of those heavy tweeters.

Well he is heavy

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that pat made twitter such a priority in his life. Imagine investing that much time and money in a free site only for it to be purchased by someone he hates. He must be seething about it in person.

 

[guest]

I love that pat made twitter such a priority in his life. Imagine investing that much time and money in a free site only for it to be purchased by someone he hates. He must be seething about it in person.

Imagine spending a few thousand dollars for a free account on a free site. It's almost as if he's a fat retard or something.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine spending a few thousand dollars for a free account on a free site. It's almost as if he's a fat retard or something.

He still spends $5 a month on twitter blue. So he will be paying Elon monthly while hate tweeting about the owner.

 

[guest]

He still spends $5 a month on twitter blue. So he will be paying Elon monthly while hate tweeting about the owner.

Piggy boy literally buying Musk his first Monday morning flat white.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I can’t wait for the pressure to be on for liberal faggots to give up Twitter and see how Piggy tries to spin it. He couldn’t live without it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Seethe harder pat

 

[Stent]

Pat will seamlessly migrate to his other social media accounts just like in the past. All his fans follow him wherever he goes.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I love that pat made twitter such a priority in his life. Imagine investing that much time and money in a free site only for it to be purchased by someone he hates. He must be seething about it in person.

This is the funniest thing ever. If Pat gave a shit about developing his punditry, activism or writing, he’d have created (his best attempt at) quality writing and distributed it on platforms he can control and monetize — his website, a Substack, or even a fucking Google Drive would have more value to him. But because Pat is parched for attention and dopamine, he did nothing with his own media and spent hundreds of thousands of hours giving Twitter his “work” so they could monetize it.

The Elon deal is just further evidence that God is real, He loves us and He hates fags. It’s glorious.

 

[guest]

Seethe harder pat

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Wow, those two tweets summarize exactly why Rick hates Elon. First one, mocking a man with a family because he gave his up. Second one, someone abandoning Twitter is incomprehensible to him.

 

[felonious_patposter]

Pat will seamlessly migrate to his other social media accounts just like in the past. All his fans follow him wherever he goes.

Pat knows how to armour up

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Like how you abandoned your daughter?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Elon will make it so you can only tweet if you own a Tesla. Piggy will be done then. He can’t afford a Tesla.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Elon will make it so you can only tweet if you own a Tesla. Piggy will be done then. He can’t afford a Tesla.

Wrong as always, stlaker. He will make an investment of 60 thousand dollars, which will pay for itself in 2 weeks. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[Meownaw]

Imagine spending a few thousand dollars for a free account on a free site. It's almost as if he's a fat retard or something.

I like to think deep down even he knew he would never get 40k followers again and it ate him up inside so he wasted 5k on getting it back like a complete retard.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If Pat didn’t invent the steelworker conversation completely, then the likely exchange was him boring the poor guy while sitting at the bar. The guy was just trying to finish his beer and boy burger quickly to get away from this dorky fatass, so he probably just nodded and said “uh huh” a lot.
Pat, seeing an opening, mentioned his Twitter punditry.
Pat: Do you have Twitter, Mr Blue Collar Man who’s in need of my brilliance?
Steelworker: No, I don’t have time for that shit.

Red-faced and puffed up, a now silenced Pat stews in his own juices and invents a tale of dazzling a lowly peon, who will carry the torch of his new enlightenment into a darkening world.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If Pat didn’t invent the steelworker conversation completely, then the likely exchange was him boring the poor guy while sitting at the bar. The guy was just trying to finish his beer and boy burger quickly to get away from this dorky fatass, so he probably just nodded and said “uh huh” a lot.
Pat, seeing an opening, mentioned his Twitter punditry.
Pat: Do you have Twitter, Mr Blue Collar Man who’s in need of my brilliance?
Steelworker: No, I don’t have time for that shit.

Red-faced and puffed up, a now silenced Pat stews in his own juices and invents a tale of dazzling a lowly peon, who will carry the torch of his new enlightenment into a darkening world.

I know that steel worker story was bullshit because of the scant details Pat offered. He only mentioned a CERN "conspiracy theory". OK Pat, which one? There's several rumors floating around about CERN, ranging from the work being done there to the intentions behind it.

But C Cup Tomlinson doesn't volunteer that information, on which this entire scenario hinges. Instead Pat details something about atoms that he either just read or c&p'd (if he doesn't know the difference between 'eclectic' and 'ecliptic', then there's no fucking way that he organically knows anything about atoms. I mean ... 1.7.

Pat, if you really want to carry water for CERN and dispel conspiracy theories about them, why don't you give a valid explanation as to why they have a statue of Shiva out front? Or rationalize their "mock ritual sacrifice" they staged a year or so ago?

It's also bullshit because, in this story, Pat calmly and articulates to this guy where he's wrong and why. In real life, this guy would have received a "child" for his troubles, as well as Pat telling him that he's sorry he's so stupid, but he can't help him.

 

[stealthygeek]

"First off, don’t put all your eggs in one social media basket. In retrospect, this was my biggest mistake. Twitter was far and away my most successful platform, so that’s where I focused the majority of my time and attention growing my audience. But that left my social media presence exposed to a single point of failure. In recent months, I’ve started trying to diversify my web presence beyond Twitter into other forms and media, such as Instagram and launching a YouTube channel with original content.

But these efforts turned out to be a beat too late, and now I’m starting over basically from scratch. My best advice, especially for aspiring creatives, is to use your social media presence to drive your audience to a platform you alone control. In my case, it’s my author website, blog, and an email subscription list that should be going live alongside this article (Subscribe!). That should be the home base for everything you do. With it, you will build up a core group of fans and supporters that can’t be taken away by any troll or algorithm."

Rick Annabelle'd his blog and "YouTube channel with original content" within months of writing this. Has zero web presence outside of Twitter and this place. 1.2 learned nothing.