Loaning money

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There's a guy I've known all my life, so a non-blood family member, that asks to borrow small cash amounts from me every month or so. He always repays me and i obviously don't do any demented kike shit like charge interest. But it annoys me. What's even more annoying is knowing that I'll always lend the guy money

 

[johnnynoname]

easy answer: don't make friends

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

easy answer: don't make friends

Easy for you to say.

 

[johnnynoname]

Easy for you to say.

settle down, Sperm enthusiast

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

easy answer: don't make friends

This nigga was a sleeper cell. I stopped making friends years ago

 

[NoBacon]

Just say no, it’s bothering you.

You will see if someone is really your friend when you start telling them no.

 

[johnnynoname]

This nigga was a sleeper cell.

you should treat him like "omar" in Scarface



do you have a helicopter?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

settle down, Sperm enthusiast

You should do gay porn before the rest of your looks fade and you’re a 55 year old waiter with no 401k. You already fuck guys for free.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

do you have a helicopter?

Yes i obviously do, it's why I'm lending money

 

[johnnynoname]

You already fuck guys for free.

you have no proof of this

 

[Mass.gov]

You should do gay porn before the rest of your looks fade and you’re a 55 year old waiter with no 401k. You already fuck guys for free.

Not nice Bonniester...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should make him do a dance for it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You should make him do a dance for it.

He looks like Ed Kemper. Not a sexy show

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,

Do not forget: Stay out of debt;

Think twice, and take this good advice from me,

Guard that old solvency.

There’s just one other thing,

You ought to do

To thine own self be true.

 

[johnnynoname]

You should make him do a dance for it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,

Do not forget: Stay out of debt;

Think twice, and take this good advice from me,

Guard that old solvency.

There’s just one other thing,

You ought to do

To thine own self be true.

I guarantee Shakespeare had an old school dickhead he knew from childhood that he loaned doubloons to

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I guarantee Shakespeare had an old school dickhead he knew from childhood that he loaned doubloons to

I actually cribbed those lyrics from the musical version of Hamlet they did on Gilligan's Island. Sitcoms were a lot more intellectual back then.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He looks like Ed Kemper. Not a sexy show

It's not about sex, it's about humiliation and domination.

 

[captain_kamala]

One time a friend asked me for $10 I said I only had $20s so I said I'll give you $20. Opened up my wallet and she saw that I had multiple bills and asked for more

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's not about sex, it's about humiliation and domination.

One time he helped me, my dad, and my uncle move a bunch of my furniture into a new apartment. My uncle was shithoused for the whole thing and when he saw my hulking gigantic friend, he exclaimed "you a big sunava bitch, how tall are you?" and he would continue to ask him this for the next few hours