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Lizard death

Milk74

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Why would you even bother charging $5 for that shit? Just give it away or throw it in the trash. And you know she probably got a hefty chunk of change from Jon's "sudden and untimely" death, having spent her entire career in insurance and all. Jesus Christ.
This. He with out a doubt had a good insurance policy, and she's now getting fat SS checks for his kids.

There's something we're not seeing at play here...


Perhaps his death looked suspicious, so the insurance company is waiting for an investigation to wrap up before paying out the policy?
 
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Kill lizards. Behead lizards. Roundhouse kick a lizard into the concrete. Slam dunk a lizard baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy snakes. Defecate in a lizard's food. Launch lizards into the sun. Stir fry lizards in a wok. Toss lizards into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lizards gas tank. Judo throw lizards into a wood chipper. Twist lizards heads off. Report lizards to the IRS. Karate chop lizards in half. Curb stomp pregnant black lizards. Trap lizards in quicksand. Crush lizards in the trash compactor. Liquefy lizards in a vat of acid. Eat lizards. Dissect lizards. Exterminate lizards in the gas chamber. Stomp lizard skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate lizards in the oven. Lobotomize lizards. Mandatory abortions for lizards. Grind lizard fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown lizards in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lizards with a ray gun. Kick old lizards down the stairs. Feed lizards to alligators. Slice lizards with a katana.
 
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