Living in the suburbs

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Moving to the suburbs very soon, never lived in em before. What am I getting into here. Am I going to have to talk to my neighbors, because I would really rather not

 

[Meownaw]

I've never talked to my neighbors.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've never talked to my neighbors.

I don't need a bunch of dickheads hanging around my backyard like Hank Hill, Minaw.

 

[guest]

I love the country but this is why i love living in the city, everyone keeps mostly to themselves. Nosy fucking cunts.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

When you're doing yardwork it is customary to wave to them when they walk by. Although you can pretty easily pretend you didn't see them and not do that. Basically you introduce yourself to the people who's property touches yours and that's about it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I love the country but this is why i love living in the city, everyone keeps mostly to themselves.

I grew up out in the country but moved to a city for college and have lived in cities ever since for professional reasons. I can't fuckin do it anymore, so the suburbs back down South are a compromise since I want to live back in the country because I can still work remotely, but the wife needs to actually be near some kind of civilization for her career

 

[guest]

I grew up out in the country but moved to a city for college and have lived in cities ever since for professional reasons. I can't fuckin do it anymore, so the suburbs back down South are a compromise since I want to live back in the country because I can still work remotely, but the wife needs to actually be near some kind of civilization for her career

I wish i lived in the country again as well. But i just can’t deal with those close knit communities. If i don’t feel like dealing with people, leave me alone. But they expect you to be a part of the community and be sociable all the time.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

First week we moved in I took down the 3 foot and spaced out picket fence and put up a 6 foot no space fence. They took the hint. That and blasting screwdriver at midnight when we're in the mood

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I wish i lived in the country again as well. But i just can’t deal with those close knit communities. If i don’t feel like dealing with people, leave me alone. But they expect you to be a part of the community and be sociable all the time.

Yeah fuck that. I don't mind it back home since I'm related to everyone in the county anyway, but I don't want my fucking wife inviting some cornball assholes over for dinner while i'm trying to fucking work on shit

 

[Cuphead]

I'll never live anywhere else but the burbs

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Absolutely nobody in the suburbs talks to their neighbors. In fact, its common for next door neighbors to be complete strangers

 

[Meownaw]

Anyone who complains about the suburbs is probably a nigger or someone who doesn't like to conform maaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnnn!

 

[SensibleKeks]

When you are a guest over at a neighbor's house, do you take your shoes off? I did and they thought I was weird. Like did they want me to track mud and soot all over their house? Try to be kind and they throw it in my face!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

When you are a guest over at a neighbor's house, do you take your shoes off? I did and they thought I was weird. Like did they want me to track mud and soot all over their house? Try to be kind and they throw it in my face!

In America the carpet is there to clean off the bottom of your shoes.
The lady of the house should vacuum regularly enough that they can also go shoeless inside

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I used to live in the suburbs but now I’m in what’s considered the exurbs and have a large property, which is awesome. I don’t have to talk to anybody.

In the suburbs I exchanged pleasantries with my neighbors and that’s about it, except for the cunts across the street who thought they owned the subdivision. The only people who really talk to each other are the mom cliques, and it’s mostly gossip. And white suburban pre-teens and teenagers, especially if they come from a little money, are real assholes.

If I never went into a city again I’d be happy.

 

[bantadant]

Just be cordial with them, that's all. No need to be friends

 

[guest]

I spent a few years there as a kid and hated it. As an adult I would probably like the security and peacefullness....but when I was in High School it all felt very gay.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I live in a small town and in our version of the suburbs. I like it, but I also enjoy being sociable

 

[Suetonius]

You will never have to talk to your neighbors but depending on the $$$ in the community they will spy on you, and if they have any disputes with you instead of talking to you about it they will just call the cops or post on Nextdoor. If you have kids there’s a 100% chance they’ll be forced to stay inside because neighbors will complain that young people exist in their vicinity.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You will never have to talk to your neighbors but depending on the $$$ in the community they will spy on you, and if they have any disputes with you instead of talking to you about it they will just call the cops or post on Nextdoor. If you have kids there’s a 100% chance they’ll be forced to stay inside because neighbors will complain that young people exist in their vicinity.

I'll gladly shoot my neighbors if I have to