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[FFWBTdad]

I base everything I know about this on Pat doxxing himself. He tweeted a pic of an envelope he was sending with his address on it, remember

Did he explain his eyebrows

he did

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I thought asians were supposed to be smart.

@RobertMewler

Dan says you're old and I know how much women love to hear that

 

[captain_kamala]

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@RobertMewler

Dan says you're old and I know how much women love to hear that

She's old and she's the police

 

[PorqueDealer]

It ended while I was texting Pat. Did it end abruptly?

Yeah mid sentence. there was a lot of background oinking and the screen shook violently and then blacked out.
if you freeze the video, in one frame it looks like a spoon in a pudgy hand with what looks like sweetcorn or something on it

 

[guest]

Is he in town for the Milwaukee Rubber Dog Shit Convention?

 

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@RobertMewler

Dan says you're old and I know how much women love to hear that

How old are we speaking about? Alliance material?

 

[SFWA liaison]

is Pat responding to texts or is he busy keeping Dan neutralized as he waits for the FBI to show up?

 

[guest]

She's old and she's the police

Fuck da police! Sheeeeit!

 

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[captain_kamala]

Niki is curvy

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Yeah mid sentence. there was a lot of background oinking and the screen shook violently and then blacked out.
if you freeze the video, in one frame it looks like a spoon in a pudgy hand with what looks like sweetcorn or something on it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure pat is thrilled this afternoon.

 

[patrick is fat]

see if you can go on the same boat tour pat did

 

[SensibleKeks]

• Claims of having lost some weight

 

[Serious Business]

All I'm saying is Pat got pretty damn quiet as soon as Dan went live. What, too real?

 

[Honey Badger]

I might leave work early now, this has some potential

 

[Imager]

Yeah mid sentence. there was a lot of background oinking and the screen shook violently and then blacked out.
if you freeze the video, in one frame it looks like a spoon in a pudgy hand with what looks like sweetcorn or something on it

Patrick was hiding in the gassy knoll

 

[SFWA liaison]

latest Pat tweet 1h45m ago, hope he's ok!

why would they have the door of 2611 open like that, what a strange pair of weirdos

 

[patrick is fat]

All I'm saying is Pat got pretty damn quiet as soon as Dan went live. What, too real?

He’s 100% going to call the police about this. Felony rental car driving to hoolie’s

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Once again Pat got called out on his bluff. Pat did nothing but probably make a few pearl clutching phone calls.