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Little Jimmy Norton will be on Hell's Kitchen tomorrow night

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
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Homeless Andrew said:
I watch Hell's Kitchen with my chick. Last week the preview for this week's episode teased that the five remaining chefs were going to have to teach five standup comedians how to cook. One of them was Jim Norton. Can't find the preview posted online anywhere but if anybody cares enough it's like the last two minutes of the previous episode (S23 E12).

Norton is barely in the preview except they do play a clip of him going "Gordon looked like he wanted to smash the plate into Jeff's face!"
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Was introduced by Chef Ramsey as "You know him from his two new york times bestsellers", no mention of his podcast, jim and sam, or opie and anthony.

My prediction in a previous post that Jim would do his "I can't cook! Yechh!" shtick came true with the first words out of his month. Seriously, his first words after being introduced is, "I can't cook". Then there's a reaction shot of everyone politely chuckling.

I didn't recognize any of the other comedians except for Judy Gold. One was an "internet comic". There was some fat black woman who didn't say anything even trying to be funny, and apparently she was a writer on some shitty sitcom.

Jim's height is really apparent when lined up with the other comedians. Small, pathetic man. For reference, Judy Gold is 5'7".

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There's been about 3 minutes of cooking footage, I don't think a comedian has said anything attempting to be a joke yet.

Jim Norton says "Yeah... I'm not good at this" as predicted. No actual joke or anything though.

They do bits where they have the comedians sitting in a room talking to the camera. Jim Norton gets a spotlight, where he says "My wife is right. I'm useless".

Hilarious riffing from Jim here:

Chef that's paired up with Jim: I can't believe you signed up for this challenge, haha.
Jim: I know, I know! Gah.

Jim gets another spotlight talking to the camera. "This is much more nerve wracking than I've seen on television". Okay, terrific.

After the competition, they're all lined up ready to present their dishes. Chef Ramsey asks, "who's gonna win?" and every team yells out "WE ARE!" except Jim who looks depressed and miserable.

It seems like everyone thinks Jim is a fucking retard. When asked to bring his dish up, one of the other chefs says "I'd love it if he just falls down the stairs". Jim's partner tells him not to drop it.

Ramsey set him up for one of his degenerate jokes, but Jim blows it:

Chef Ramsey: Have you ever stuffed a ravioli before?
Jim: No i didn't even know they had to be stuffed. I thought they just came in the box stuffed.

Jim doesn't win the competition, I think the winner was the fat black sitcom writer, I zoned out.
 
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Yeah, bleh.

Jim did sneak in one "my wife doesn't let me cook" or something to that effect. lol.

There was like a half second shot of Jim dropping the ravioli in the boiling water and he's afraid of it like he's a retard learning to cook at his first retard work employment program job. It's a small detail but I'm now convinced Jim really has never cooked or been around a boiling pot in his life.
 
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Professor Rape said:
REVIEW

Was introduced by Chef Ramsey as "You know him from his two new york times bestsellers", no mention of his podcast, jim and sam, or opie and anthony.

My prediction in a previous post that Jim would do his "I can't cook! Yechh!" shtick came true with the first words out of his month. Seriously, his first words after being introduced is, "I can't cook". Then there's a reaction shot of everyone politely chuckling.

I didn't recognize any of the other comedians except for Judy Gold. One was an "internet comic". There was some fat black woman who didn't say anything even trying to be funny, and apparently she was a writer on some shitty sitcom.

Jim's height is really apparent when lined up with the other comedians. Small, pathetic man. For reference, Judy Gold is 5'7".

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There's been about 3 minutes of cooking footage, I don't think a comedian has said anything attempting to be a joke yet.

Jim Norton says "Yeah... I'm not good at this" as predicted. No actual joke or anything though.

They do bits where they have the comedians sitting in a room talking to the camera. Jim Norton gets a spotlight, where he says "My wife is right. I'm useless".

Hilarious riffing from Jim here:

Chef that's paired up with Jim: I can't believe you signed up for this challenge, haha.
Jim: I know, I know! Gah.

Jim gets another spotlight talking to the camera. "This is much more nerve wracking than I've seen on television". Okay, terrific.

After the competition, they're all lined up ready to present their dishes. Chef Ramsey asks, "who's gonna win?" and every team yells out "WE ARE!" except Jim who looks depressed and miserable.

It seems like everyone thinks Jim is a fucking retard. When asked to bring his dish up, one of the other chefs says "I'd love it if he just falls down the stairs". Jim's partner tells him not to drop it.

Ramsey set him up for one of his degenerate jokes, but Jim blows it:

Chef Ramsey: Have you ever stuffed a ravioli before?
Jim: No i didn't even know they had to be stuffed. I thought they just came in the box stuffed.

Jim doesn't win the competition, I think the winner was the fat black sitcom writer, I zoned out.
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Gold is actually 6’3”, not 5’7”. Even still, Saggy Lil Wormfag looks like a ghoul somehow crossbred with a Holodomor victim who died drowned and bloated. He looks barely 5’6”.

Counting down to his inevitable penthouse sale and forced move, with a divorce from giant, ugly fag Norse horseface who will get twenty grand max and a free ticket back to frozen, Aryan ice nigger welfare land. Tick, tock.
 
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Professor Rape said:
REVIEW

Was introduced by Chef Ramsey as "You know him from his two new york times bestsellers", no mention of his podcast, jim and sam, or opie and anthony.

My prediction in a previous post that Jim would do his "I can't cook! Yechh!" shtick came true with the first words out of his month. Seriously, his first words after being introduced is, "I can't cook". Then there's a reaction shot of everyone politely chuckling.

I didn't recognize any of the other comedians except for Judy Gold. One was an "internet comic". There was some fat black woman who didn't say anything even trying to be funny, and apparently she was a writer on some shitty sitcom.

Jim's height is really apparent when lined up with the other comedians. Small, pathetic man. For reference, Judy Gold is 5'7".

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There's been about 3 minutes of cooking footage, I don't think a comedian has said anything attempting to be a joke yet.

Jim Norton says "Yeah... I'm not good at this" as predicted. No actual joke or anything though.

They do bits where they have the comedians sitting in a room talking to the camera. Jim Norton gets a spotlight, where he says "My wife is right. I'm useless".

Hilarious riffing from Jim here:

Chef that's paired up with Jim: I can't believe you signed up for this challenge, haha.
Jim: I know, I know! Gah.

Jim gets another spotlight talking to the camera. "This is much more nerve wracking than I've seen on television". Okay, terrific.

After the competition, they're all lined up ready to present their dishes. Chef Ramsey asks, "who's gonna win?" and every team yells out "WE ARE!" except Jim who looks depressed and miserable.

It seems like everyone thinks Jim is a fucking retard. When asked to bring his dish up, one of the other chefs says "I'd love it if he just falls down the stairs". Jim's partner tells him not to drop it.

Ramsey set him up for one of his degenerate jokes, but Jim blows it:

Chef Ramsey: Have you ever stuffed a ravioli before?
Jim: No i didn't even know they had to be stuffed. I thought they just came in the box stuffed.

Jim doesn't win the competition, I think the winner was the fat black sitcom writer, I zoned out.
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Yamameka looking like she just left the chain gang. Whoever blocked this shot out knew what they were doing, there was no reason to put Norton between the two tallest people other than to laugh at his shrimpiness.
 
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Gold is actually 6’3”, not 5’7”. Even still, Saggy Lil Wormfag looks like a ghoul somehow crossbred with a Holodomor victim who died drowned and bloated. He looks barely 5’6”.
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Google says Yamaneika Saunders is 5'4 1/2". I know there's a little forced perspective going on in that photo but Norton doesn't look much taller than her.
 
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I've been watching the Hell's Kitchen channel on Pluto lately.

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WHO MADE THIS?! WHO MADE THIS FUCKING ABOMINATION??? YOU DID, PATRICK?! OH, PISS OFF! OH, FUCK OFF!!! NOW!
 
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Jimmy thinks his inept helpless faggot shtick is adorable and cute, but it only serves to make him even more repugnant and gay. "Oh haha, I'm a meaty-breasted zilch who can't hang a picture on my wall, isn't it cute?". The world would be a better place right now if Jimmy's mother had fallen down the stairs in her third trimester and passed embryonic Jimmy into the toilet at 4AM.
 
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satanssockpuppet said:
Jimmy thinks his inept helpless faggot shtick is adorable and cute, but it only serves to make him even more repugnant and gay. "Oh haha, I'm a meaty-breasted zilch who can't hang a picture on my wall, isn't it cute?". The world would be a better place right now if Jimmy's mother had fallen down the stairs in her third trimester and passed embryonic Jimmy into the toilet at 4AM.
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Really Baby Boy?

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