Little Jimmy Norton will be on Hell's Kitchen tomorrow night

[Homeless Andrew]

I watch Hell's Kitchen with my chick. Last week the preview for this week's episode teased that the five remaining chefs were going to have to teach five standup comedians how to cook. One of them was Jim Norton. Can't find the preview posted online anywhere but if anybody cares enough it's like the last two minutes of the previous episode (S23 E12).

Norton is barely in the preview except they do play a clip of him going "Gordon looked like he wanted to smash the plate into Jeff's face!"

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I watch Hell's Kitchen with my chick. Last week the preview for this week's episode teased that the five remaining chefs were going to have to teach five standup comedians how to cook. One of them was Jim Norton. Can't find the preview posted online anywhere but if anybody cares enough it's like the last two minutes of the previous episode (S23 E12).

Norton is barely in the preview except they do play a clip of him going "Gordon looked like he wanted to smash the plate into Jeff's face!"

I hope they have egg whites on the menu.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

"Now, Jim, we just need some mayonnaise."

"Don't worry chef, I brought my own!"

Proceeds to put his hand into his pants and farts Nikki cum into it.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Looks like calamari is back on the menu fellas

 

[You Bummers]

No vodka sauce on site

 

[HeyItsVos]

this week's episode teased that the five remaining chefs were going to have to teach five standup comedians how to cook.

That really sounds awful. I can imagine the forced banter.

 

[NoBacon]

Morton committed an underage rape at work. Now he’s married to a man. Is openly gay and likely has AIDS.

 

[Homeless Andrew]

From the TV guide listing for the episode:

Each chef will be assigned to one of 5 hilarious comedians including Druski, Jeff Dye, Judy Gold, Jim Norton and Yamaneika Saunders.

Not gonna lie, don't know any of the names other than Norton. Did they just call the first five comedians who could be there last minute? Or do they all have the same agent?

 

[Homeless Andrew]

Morton committed an underage rape at work. Now he’s married to a man. Is openly gay and likely has AIDS.

I thought about that too, lol. Only in America can you tell stories about trannies and blowing friends underage under your porch and the shit you mentioned and somehow get a guest spot on a network reality show. I'm assuming Fox didn't do a basic search on Norton or if they did they figured it was so long ago and people know some comedians 'work blue' (Dennis Falcone reference).

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

From the TV guide listing for the episode:



Not gonna lie, don't know any of the names other than Norton. Did they just call the first five comedians who could be there last minute? Or do they all have the same agent?

Jewdy Gold used to go on Ron & Fez I think when Fez was in his final nutty period. Or maybe Opie w/ Jim.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

From the TV guide listing for the episode:



Not gonna lie, don't know any of the names other than Norton. Did they just call the first five comedians who could be there last minute? Or do they all have the same agent?

Ha, I was just going to post about it. For anyone who has Hulu, the last minute of the previous episode shows a preview of this one. I recognized Judy Gold and Yamaneika Saunders (she was on Patrice's radio show; surprise, she's a bitch who can't take a joke) but didn't know who "Jeff" was (Norton only says "Jeff" in the preview) or who the black guy was.

Also since you don't know Judy Gold, she's been friends with Norton and Colin for decades. She was regularly on Tough Crowd. Most people hate her, I don't mind her.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Jewdy Gold used to go on Ron & Fez I think when Fez was in his final nutty period. Or maybe Opie w/ Jim.

She was also on Tough Crowd and bombed miserably

 

[JohnnyDoh]

Safe to say the show will be canceled shortly.

 

[LingerLonger]

She was also on Tough Crowd and bombed miserably

She was also one of the comics on the Vos Roast and bombed horrifically. She screamed her entire act as well.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

From the TV guide listing for the episode:



Not gonna lie, don't know any of the names other than Norton. Did they just call the first five comedians who could be there last minute? Or do they all have the same agent?

Saunders and Gold can't stop yelling that they are black and Jewish respectively. Fucking radio cancer

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Jewdy Gold used to go on Ron & Fez I think when Fez was in his final nutty period. Or maybe Opie w/ Jim.

She was on Opie a lot

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Ramsy red in the face goes up to Norton
"Yer fuckin wife has a fuckin cock you daft cunt! Yer a fuckin poof! It's sausage and beans all day all year fer ya!"
Slaps him with a bratwurst
"Yer used to that ya gay cunt!"
Epidode attains highest viewership in Television history

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Judging by the pic that was posted the other day with Jim dipping his hand into the eggs, my prediction is that his entire shtick on the show is going to be "Duuurrrrr, I'm too dumb to get anything right! Oh, I messed up again!! Aw, Geez!!!"

 

[Jenna]

I'm preemptively cringing for all the network-approved cooking Borsch Belt "jokes" Norton will spit out during the course of the episode. Ground beef? I prefer my beef on the counter, not the floor!

Hey you know steak is a lot like my comedy act, it's rare when someone calls it well-done!

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Not gonna lie, don't know any of the names other than Norton.

Judy Gold is that massive (bigger than Jim's Viking) Jew dyke who's act is all about being a massive Jew dyke.