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Kinderman

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He should have stopped after 3 and just said it’s up to you to decide what happened next, I’m gonna focus on other shit.

I maintain that the 3rd book, as an inseparable and linked culmination of the previous two, is a fucking masterpiece of the genre.
Agreed on the third one, and the first three in general. The whole idea of splitting books 4 and 5 by geography was a terrible one. It made no sense and I still don’t understand it. I remember half of the fifth one being nothing but Daenerys arguing with people and internally debating what to do. Thrilling!
 

BUBBLER

DIRTY DIAPER MOD!!!
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He successfully did to Tolkien what Rick tried to do Douglas Adams and failed miserably. It’s the literary equivalent of a cover band.

Yeah, he’s a total failure…Will the world even remember his works a hundred years from now?

Pat posters are miserable people.
 

Mike Glyer

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Woah! So just like Tolkien did where everything was an allegory for WW2 in a fantasy setting. If Tolkien never wrote those books then GRRM never would’ve been successful, period. He’s a fat faggot with bitch tits and a hack.
WW1. Retard. And only Mordor was inspired by what he saw on the battlefield + some of the industrial regions at home. Also, he famously hated allegories. He wrote books that contained fake history because that shit interested him but his books weren't allegories. I will suck your dick.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

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WW1. Retard. And only Mordor was inspired by what he saw on the battlefield + some of the industrial regions at home. Also, he famously hated allegories. He wrote books that contained fake history because that shit interested him but his books weren't allegories. I will suck your dick.
The books were really just an excuse for him to use his 20 made up language

In hindsight he might have been severely autistic
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Woah! So just like Tolkien did where everything was an allegory for WW2 in a fantasy setting. If Tolkien never wrote those books then GRRM never would’ve been successful, period. He’s a fat faggot with bitch tits and a hack.
Wasn’t Tolkien also a medieval historian?
 

Kinderman

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WW1. Retard. And only Mordor was inspired by what he saw on the battlefield + some of the industrial regions at home. Also, he famously hated allegories. He wrote books that contained fake history because that shit interested him but his books weren't allegories. I will suck your dick.
My autism thanks you for clarifying all this. The Scouring of the Shire, for example, is him reflecting on how everything looks and seems different when you come home from a war. He was sending his son, Christopher, the manuscripts while Christopher was fighting in WWII.


The books were really just an excuse for him to use his 20 made up language

In hindsight he might have been severely autistic
The funniest part is that he thought fans who learned the languages were annoying retards.

Wasn’t Tolkien also a medieval historian?
Amongst other things, yes he was. Not actual history, but his unfinished poem about The Fall of Arthur is pretty great.
 

NoBacon

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WW1. Retard. And only Mordor was inspired by what he saw on the battlefield + some of the industrial regions at home. Also, he famously hated allegories. He wrote books that contained fake history because that shit interested him but his books weren't allegories. I will suck your dick.

Yeah he didn’t like Narnia for that reason, it was too on the nose with its allegories.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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My autism thanks you for clarifying all this. The Scouring of the Shire, for example, is him reflecting on how everything looks and seems different when you come home from a war. He was sending his son, Christopher, the manuscripts while Christopher was fighting in WWII.



The funniest part is that he thought fans who learned the languages were annoying retards.


Amongst other things, yes he was. Not actual history, but his unfinished poem about The Fall of Arthur is pretty great.
Nigga he was a fellow at Oxford or some other Britfag university, I think Anglo Saxon studies or whatever
 

chewtoyrapist

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Yeah, he’s a total failure…Will the world even remember his works a hundred years from now?

Pat posters are miserable people.
More like genre fiction fans are miserable people. I kinda hope he never finishes the ASOIAF and his estate burns the manuscripts like he more or less said he wants. Millions of dorks will cry out in pain the day that fat fuck dies and is buried in a bejeweled casket. They'll of course settle for the first unlicensed b-list imitation ending and probably tell themselves it was better than whatever GRRM wrote because they allowed themselves to be blueballed for so long. I dunno where I'm going with this or why I care, I never would have read them anyway.
 

BigSexyDaddy123

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Agreed on the third one, and the first three in general. The whole idea of splitting books 4 and 5 by geography was a terrible one. It made no sense and I still don’t understand it. I remember half of the fifth one being nothing but Daenerys arguing with people and internally debating what to do. Thrilling!
Jon is even worse because he's a boring character who only exists because they need a POV at the wall and also need a generic good guy character to balance out the cast.

I've tried to finish the 5th book at least three times over the years and just can't. It's so fucking boring.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Yeah, he’s a total failure…Will the world even remember his works a hundred years from now?

Pat posters are miserable people.
people will remember him.. as the fat lazy faggot who wrote a bunch of related works instead of trying to finish the series everyone actually wanted. And dragging it out for decades before just admitting he'd fucked up the story and had no idea how to dig himself out
 
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