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LISTEN UP, BROTHAMAN

PMAN

Nega-DMAN
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"Suga" @DMAN, let me tell you something right now! I’ve been up and down this country, from the bright lights of New York City to the rolling hills of Tennessee, and everywhere I go, I see people trying to change the game, trying to rewrite the rules, trying to walk their own strange little path like it’s the yellow brick road, JACK!

But let me tell you something—this ain’t Oz, and you ain’t no wizard! The world was built on strength, on discipline, on the blood, sweat, and tears of REAL MEN who walked the straight and narrow, who carried themselves with dignity, with honor, with the fire of TRADITION burning in their chests!

But now I see these so-called “alternative lifestyles,” these fancy-pants, new-age, do-what-you-want, make-up-your-own-rules kind of people—AND IT MAKES ME SICK! You think you can prance around, rewriting the laws of nature? You think you can step into the squared circle of LIFE and expect a free pass?! NOT ON MY WATCH, JACK!

Because when the lights come on, when the bell rings, when it’s time to put up or shut up, the only thing that matters is the tried-and-true, the real and the righteous, the way of the WARRIOR! So you take your alternative lifestyles, you take your weak-willed, no-rules nonsense, and you HIT THE ROAD, because the train of TRADITION is running full speed ahead, and it’s gonna run you RIGHT OVER, BROTHER!

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, ‘CAUSE THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP SAID SO!!!
 
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