Lisa Marie Presley has died

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ET chick may look weird but i’d still let her put her ET finger into my hiney, Abe.

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She doesn't look like that anymore. She's extremely thin and her cheeks are sucked right into her mouth. She went from being distinctly pretty to looking like some dead eyed runway model who looks just like all the other runway models. It's a shame. It's going to fuck her, too. I don't know why people let actresses do that shit. Like how Jennifer Grey was becoming a big deal and then she got her beak sawed off and everyone was like "people liked you for a reason and you ruined it."

 

[guest]

She doesn't look like that anymore. She's extremely thin and her cheeks are sucked right into her mouth. She went from being distinctly pretty to looking like some dead eyed runway model who looks like all the other runway models. It's a shame. It's going to fuck her, too. I don't know why people let actresses do that shit. Like Jennifer Grey was becoming a big deal and then she got her beak sawed off and everyone was like "people liked you for a reason and you just ruined it."

Yeah. ET chick had a real distinct look but was still really pretty. Now she just looks like all the other Hollywood whores. It’s a crime, Abe, i tell ya hwhat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. ET chick had a real distinct look but was still really pretty. Now she just looks like all the other Hollywood whores. It’s a crime, Abe, i tell ya hwhat.

I don't vind ik leuk it. I don't vind ik leuk that shit one bit.

 

[guest]

I don't vind ik leuk it. I don't vind ik leuk that shit one bit.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Heisman Trophy winner Charles White, too. USC, 1979, I think.

I prefer Whitman trophy winner Charles shooting. From the click tieey

 

[guest]

She was looking like Patti Smith.

She doesn't look like that anymore. She's extremely thin and her cheeks are sucked right into her mouth. She went from being distinctly pretty to looking like some dead eyed runway model who looks just like all the other runway models. It's a shame. It's going to fuck her, too. I don't know why people let actresses do that shit. Like how Jennifer Grey was becoming a big deal and then she got her beak sawed off and everyone was like "people liked you for a reason and you ruined it."

That buccal fat removal shit is the devil. Every single broad who does it looks ridiculous. Chloe Moretz's face is already collapsing in on itself. Crazy thought, but when you're in good shape and attractive, maybe you don't need to suck a bunch of shit out of your body.

 

[FFWBTdad]

Might not be vax; she was a scientologist.

hasn't been a scientologist in over 10 years, plus they take vaccines

 

[FFWBTdad]

Somehow Priscilla is still alive. She was some prime fuck meat when the King met her.

age

 

[Dennyislife]

Apparently 'a bystander' gave her epinephrine before paramedics turned up. I don't pretend to be a doctor but I am meant to carry that shit for wasp stings as I am allergic. That's my totally uninformed guess. Allergic reaction to having a plastic face.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She was looking like Patti Smith

And Patti Smith is looking like a Portlandia character.

 

[JamieConway]

She was completely talentless. Next.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

ET chick may look weird but i’d still let her put her ET finger into my hiney, Abe.

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Her face bugs me, it’s so off putting. I’m not saying I wouldn’t let her finger my hiney.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Jeff Beck one day and Lisa Marie Presley the next? It's the Star Whackers. Randy Quaid was right all along and YOU'RE all the fools.

Jeff Beck died?! Bummer.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

E.T. chick from The VVitch

She looks like a preying mantis.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

It’s that Seinfeld curse am i right guys?

 

[wbgreen]

That buccal fat removal shit is the devil. Every single broad who does it looks ridiculous. Chloe Moretz's face is already collapsing in on itself. Crazy thought, but when you're in good shape and attractive, maybe you don't need to suck a bunch of shit out of your body.

I don't understand why young women get it. It makes them look older (a lot of LA face mangling shit does). Sunken cheeks are something old ladies have.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I was surprised to see how many celebs / musicians were all heartbroken over Lisa Marie’s passing. They were talking about her like she actually did something amazing in her life and had all these accomplishments yet she was just the daughter of Elvis. They tried to make her a thing in music and it flopped. Other than that she was married to Michael Jackson. That’s her whole career.

 

[Dennyislife]

Elvis's only walking cum was enough to be a minor celebrity. Far more impressive than some of the other z listers talents

 

[Ladynyahh]

Elvis's only walking cum was enough to be a minor celebrity. Far more impressive than some of the other z listers talents

I think it was Louis CK who once described Brooke Hogan (the Hulksters daughter) as his "grown up cum" and I loffed. I think Lisa Marie had a decent voice though, just didn't have a whole lot of success

 

[guest]

I don't understand why young women get it. It makes them look older (a lot of LA face mangling shit does). Sunken cheeks are something old ladies have.

(((Someone))) got word out that pronounced cheekbones are good and that's about all it takes. It's kind of insane how many younger women are getting it, even though it will absolutely destroy your facial structure later on. Like I said, Chloe Moretz's face is already collapsing from it.