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Linda Hogan #2025

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
The funniest thing Hulk Hogan ever said was how he used to wrestle 400 nights a year, which was possible because he crossed the International Date Line a lot. The next funniest thing was when he claimed he'd auditioned for Metallica after Cliff Burton died in 1986. They don't recall that, and you'd figure they definitely would.
I thought the funniest thing he said, in fucking court I think, was that the character Hulk Hogan has a 10inch penis, but Terry Bolea does not.
 
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