Lighting yourself on fire: more horrific, or more retarded?

[soulbrotherman#1]

I've been of the opinion for awhile that you'd probably not want to be burnt to death, because if god-willing there is no actual afterlife and all neardeath experiences are unexplainable actions of our failing brain, then burning to death may have you live an relative eternity of hellfire.


....with that in mind, does that make it all the more fucking pants shitting retarded to  want to then do that to yourself?
I guess that's assuming you're smart enough to know how terrible it would be, in which case you're just regular retarded for not thinking enough.

Phones are open

 

[guest]

Question hurts my brain. Im not a learned man

 

[FeedNanaOgura]

The retarded leads to the horrific, always and forever.

 

[johnnynoname]

neither of those two options

the answer is busy

.......always busy
..........Really busy, busy, busy
...........Oh, Palestinian supporter on fire

 

[fenrir]

I don't know. Ask this guy:

Or better yet, this guy:

What are some of them other crispy tards we got?!

 

[Brooke Shields]

I voted johnnynoname over johnnynoname

 

[johnnynoname]

those weren't options, and this is a bullshit thread

 

[Turry Fawks]

I've heard from people who've never burnt to death that it feels fine bro.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He thought he was doing something heroic. Turns out nobody cares.

 

[Turry Fawks]

those weren't options, and this is a bullshit thread

Yeah well you've got a bullshit head

 

[FeedNanaOgura]

He thought he was doing something heroic. Turns out nobody cares.

We've all been there.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We've all been there.

Boy I bet he feels embarrassed.

 

[guest]

I've heard from people who've never burnt to death that it feels fine bro.

It horrifically and painstakingly burns off all your nerve endings so you dont feel a thing!

 

[guest]

It horrifically and painstakingly burns off all your nerve endings so you dont feel a thing!

While that may be true the fire has to make its way down to your nerve ending so you're in tremendous agony. The bad part about it is you can't scream because the fire is eating all the oxygen around your lungs. So you are in unbearable agony as literally every inch of your nerve endings are sending pain signals up to your brain and when you go to scream you're suffocating too much too draw the breath to do so.

It's like drowning except also being in more pain than you've ever felt in your life.

 

[guest]

While that may be true the fire has to make its way down to your nerve ending so you're in tremendous agony.

Thats what i was getting at...

 

[Turry Fawks]

While that may be true the fire has to make its way down to your nerve ending so you're in tremendous agony. The bad part about it is you can't scream because the fire is eating all the oxygen around your lungs. So you are in unbearable agony as literally every inch of your nerve endings are sending pain signals up to your brain and when you go to scream you're suffocating too much too draw the breath to do so.

It's like drowning except also being in more pain than you've ever felt in your life.

 

[guest]

Make sense, nigger

 

[Turry Fawks]

Make sense, nigger

You answered sarcasm with earnestness. You're autistic.

 

[guest]

You answered sarcasm with earnestness. You're autistic.

I stated a fun fact about what happens when people light themselves on fire. I know this information and it would be the only time in the history of ever that I would ever get to talk about it.

So smoke my pole.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I stated a fun fact about what happens when people light themselves on fire. I know this information and it would be the only time in the history of ever that I would ever get to talk about it.

So smoke my pole.

Well thanks for the blatantly obvious fun fact, poindexter.